Dicks Never Die

Dick Cheney failing at doing a political ad for his daughter off script.

She’s a diamond in the rough.

Liz licks her competition good.

Under the sheets she aims to please.

What’s my daughter’s campaign slogan again?

Bring the L Word to Netflix Obama.

You’re our only hope.

Director yells cut.

Dick, can you stick to the script?

Fine.

Donald Trump’s is the biggest threat to our republic since W branded himself as a feel-good Messiah.

Thank God, I found Lipitor.

And convinced junior that the war against terror was never ending as long as Al Queda kept fucking.

Dicks never die, Challah.

Thank you very much.

Michael Kornbluth