In the Woody Allen movie celebrity, Charlize Theron grinds Anthony Mason’s dick off on the dance floor at some swanky club in Manhattan. Woody decided to make the pic a black and white one after the test screenings to subdue Anthony’s Mason’s penetrating blackness. Because just waxed socialites from the Upper East Side would soak their stadium size seating whole, clutch their pearls off and scream rape me already, before finger popping themselves with their Cartier plated rape whistles, as the most obscenely wealthy, non-essential socialite housewives of the Upper East Side would chant together in sticky unison, “Fuck Spike Lee. Mason can stop and frisk my billionaire row box for Hermes silk lining anytime.”
Michael Kornbluth