Hanging Low Scientists

This is the CDC throwing a retirement party for Dr. Fauci. “Hope you’re not sick of Gnocchi, Dr. Gnocchi. We got Mario Batali on the cheap. It was Gates idea to put caramelized grasshoppers on top. So, let’s raise our Placenta Stump Smoothies and toast the greatest loser streak off all time. How many hit vaccines were developed under your watch Dr. Gnocchi? An Aids blanket quilter on Pinterest down on road head since she got an itchy esophagus from long COVID ought to know.” Alanis Lives. Hanging Low Scientists, Challah. Thank you very much.

Back to the toast. “So, Dr. Gnocchi, if you’re goal was depopulation with the clot shot. Then, Mazel Tov, you and that four eyed snake Gates got what you wanted. Will the real modern-day Dr. Josef Mengele please retire his fuck face mug on CNN already? To the year of the Four Eyed Snakes. I hope Herschel Walker forgets about pumping your daughter with some MAGA teen spirit between 1000 more crunches with Fox News on the background while making Jungle Fever great again and says, “Too inclusive yet?” Hanging Low Scientists, Challah. Thank you very much.

Michael Kornbluth