Haunting Hacks

Biden begging for oil.

I’ll suck Michelle’s dick if my master pushes me in that direction.

I’ll pretend that his butt boy Trudeau ordered me to leak it.

Joan lives.

Haunting hacks, Challah.

Thank you very much.

I don’t like Jets fans working for Startups. They yuck up the whole ecosystem. The 2 just clash like Mike Francesa doing a podcast, Jill Biden brushing her hair for a change or John Podesta becoming a photojournalist for Teenbeat in the eighties during the height of Menudo.

Biden begging for oil again.

You want Florida? No that’s not enough? Saudi Disney has a nice ring to it. No lines for Saudi royals, unless Hunter’s willing to share.

My daughter wasn’t scared from her 1st ride on the Dragoncoaster. After the ride, she says, “Daddy, the Dragoncoaster was sturdy, you rickety bitch.

Haunting hacks, challah.

Thank you very much.

Michael Kornbluth