Misery Lives

The unelected governor of New York looks like Delta Burke’s insane sister sentenced to the electric chair only to be brought back to life in a Stephen King novel for refusing to say amen at The Judds house over Christmas after Grace. Exorcist 2.0 wails, “Kid Rock isn’t my Rock and Roll Jesus. I’ll say, an Amen over THAT. Jesus only saves perfect cheekbones and mounds of tits for my big sis. I couldn’t even interview for a PA job on the Warners lot of Designing Woman. A Janitor chased me with a broom out the door, screaming, “No Loony Tunes allowed. You look like Sylvester’s cadaver in drag Pet Cemetery.”

Misery lives, Challah. Thank you very much.

Michael Kornbluth

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