Miss Kitty Society

I’m against bumper stickers that say, “My cat voted Democrat”, because cats are fiercely independent besides their overreliance on certain entitlements like Fancy Feast. Did the heads of all 5 cat families agree to go on strike if Fancy Feast wasn’t the Trust Fund Cat chow of choice? Are there lobbyists for big pharma that get kickbacks for spicing that shit with Dandelion green extract mixed with Indica red essence or what?

My cat voted Democrat sounds more contrived lonely than the Women’s March on Washington after Pussy Grabber got elected because Hillary failed to sell 75 million branded racists on why Baby Boomer Mom knows best. I thought Hillary lost because she’s an unhuggable cunt, my bad. Huma Licker Breath, must have had her minions delete that memo to. I don’t know about you but when I saw the Women’s March on Washington. All I saw, was a whole lot of Rosies sporting a whole lot of chins, Madonna’s blown up camel toe snatch dragged from the occupied territory and back, included.

Call the Midwife, how many episodes can they make babe? How many English women are homely hot enough to get knocked up by mistake exactly? Pussy magic lives, Challah. Thank you very much.

Michael Kornbluth