No More Mr. Sly Guy

It must be tough being married to Sylvester Stallone according to his ex-wife because he was always pointing out what’s wrong with her super model body when he wasn’t throwing gummy bears at her head.

“Jennifer, it’s not about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward without insisting it’s my fault because you’re a vacant, recovering coke whore with no self-control. That’s how winning is done. ”

No More Mr. Sly Guy, Challah. Thank you very much.

Michael Kornbluth

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