Royal Bottoms Away

Charles looks well rested for the part, don’t you think? He’s only had 35 years to get into character. He hogged up all the beauty sleep after his wife got iced for dating Dr. you know who. Imagine King’s Charles declaring the name Muhammed, “hate speech”, during his 1st day on the job. London would be more flaming than Harry Styles as the pansexual goat boy lead in Pan’s Labyrinth glory hole to sphincter rock kingdom, which finally gives open borders a gay name. Comedic royalty through Joan lives, Challah. Thank you very much.

Michael Kornbluth

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