The COVID vaccine is so useless, not even George Steinbrenner would give Steve Howe’s degenerate younger brother back in the day another shot at big leagues pay.
The COVID vaccine is more useless than trying to snuggle your wife back into her good graces again.
The COVID vaccine has less magnetic power than the Elephant Man show room at Michael Jackson’s house.
The COVID vaccine is desperate for love like a stay home dad around his bi-annual visiting parents.
The COVID vaccine has an urgency problem. Unvaccinated people are in a greater rush to fly Spirit Airlines to Cancun.
The COVID vaccine offers zero ROI, besides fleeting self-satisfied smugness before you learn, it’s keeps COVID away less than wearing a mask at Obama’s 60th birthday.
The COVID vaccine is a bigger bust than Lebron on the Lakers without Uni Brow Davis to bail out the King of Taco Tuesdays at the Staples Center again.
The COVID vaccine offers less box office appeal for our Chinese master overlords than Shia Labeouf.
Big Brother is more into COVID control, than keeping you comfy and warm.
The COVID vaccine is like Courtney Love. You can’t trust that bitch’s integrity either, despite the album Live Through This being Billy Corgan’s finest work pre Mellon Collie Sadness.
Michael Kornbluth
Do It All Dad Year Podcast Blog 