The Neverending Shit Show

Do kids in China count bats when they have a hard time staying awake for finals? Why didn’t you get your vaccination shot yet? Because I don’t have a job at Salesforce to go back to. Nor am I a CCP controlled pawn of the US military. Plus, if I wanted to join the Army now, I wouldn’t be accepted in it because my shemale search history on 3rd legs.com, means I’m against genital mutilation all together, which isn’t gay enough for Mayor Pete’s butt plug tastes. Why haven’t I gotten the vaccine yet? Because I don’t light up with joy at the prospect of wearing a sticker that says, “Just Vaccinated”, in case you think I’m on Trumpy Poo’s side now to. Why haven’t I gotten the vaccine yet? Because if shriekish leftist fuck-wads didn’t have their heads so high up their ass, they’d be able to see, they’re not the only ones allowed to resist. Why haven’t I gotten the vaccine yet? Because the pediatrician for my 3 kids told me to get one and he thinks Biden won fair and square. Yeah, and Hunter loves giving up blow for blow painting. If Biden got the most votes in US history, President Trump is allergic to high end trim. Why did Biden get more votes than Obama doc? Because Mr. Groper looks like a more virile Jimmy Carter in Aviators. School nurse sent my kid home today because he coughed BULLSHIT. After his friend Hobbs, insisted he got COVID from watching a Trump Rally last year on Fox News. I hate to see Biden in his diaper mask. It feels like the CCP dumped a septic tank in my mouth. Doctor asks me “How do you think your son could’ve gotten COVID?” before the test results came back. I said, “We looted a Target in Minneapolis for George Floyd Appreciation Day. But don’t worry doc, we stole all the masks we could find. So, we could throw a Burning Mask Party  in style, on July 4^th to be exact, to light a fire under any patriotic verve Lady Liberty has left. Michael Kornbluth