Son says, “Daddy, I want the Titanic Lego. I say, “I hate to sink your hopes kid. But I’m not blowing 450 bucks on an immovable model of incoming death. But Lego has Titanium balls for thinking such an exciting build up is worth the expense. What exactly were the brick layers at Lego thinking when they greenlit the idea of the Lego Titanic? Leo’s chill regardless. Kate Winslet’s killer cleavage have withstood the erosion of time better than most. While building it, you don’t need a vaccine passport to achieve sudden adult death syndrome before the Titanic crew did. Titanium Balls, Challah. Thank you very much.
Michael Kornbluth