Better Than Everything

You want your kids to stop bitching?

Then, authorize their brothers and sisters to bitch shame them with chants of Nitpicky Lame.

“Daddy, this Tofu is hard to eat because the pieces are stuck together.”

“Nitpicky Lame.”

“Is this Ranch or Tartar sauce?”

“Nitpicky Lame.”

“Daddy, the COVID vax shot fucked up Katy Perry’s face and gave her temporality paralysis during the last show of her Vegas residency.”

“Her tits weren’t feeling shit in the 1st place.”

“Nitpicky Lame.”

Challah, thank you very much.

Michael Kornbluth