What kind of an asshole has a kid today at 46 years old?
What do you say to that kid when we start pledging our allegiance to the CCP?
Freedom of Speech had a nice run, but Trumpy Poo Tits made too many derisive nicknames on Twitter.
So, Nancy Denture Breath Pelosi and other Swamp Thing hostages in Congress gave George Soros and friends in China the green light to release the Franken Bat on MAGA country to ensure we the people never meant jack shit again.
And today, I’d be thrown in jail if I try to prevent you from cutting your dick off before you bloom under your Fruit of the Looms.
Shit, who am I kidding.
Kids don’t wear underwear anymore.
The Commando look went viral when Little Nas became our next President.
Open borders rule everything around us now.
Homeland Security was so weapons of mass destructions years.
Times Square in the 70’s is considered good times now.
At least then, you didn’t have to wear a mask to jerk off in a theater like a moderate Muslim trans wanting to squeeze right in with the crowd.
But I’ll be 66 when you graduate college, which isn’t that bad.
Who cares if my wife has to microdose to make you interesting if you take after me.
Banking on boring, Challah.
Thank you very much.