Do I believe in Climate Change?
I believe in never warming up to my asshole father.
Especially, after my son asks.
How much do you like Papa?
He openly questions how were related.
How much would you like him then?
Does that mean you want to be an asshole too?
You’re not making any sense again, Moron Jewish Son.
Maybe he questions why your brain is so dumb compared to John Fetterman.
At least John Fetterman had a stroke.
What’s your excuse?
You’re spoiled dumb or just a medium suck son?
Who prepares more mock meat sandwiches that your dad would never eat like your Impossible To Top Cheesesteak.
What’s Impossible Burger meat made from again moron Jewish son?
Pea protein and synthetic enuchry?
Just busting your balls, I mean Nutsy Russells Daddy.
I’m just trying to make you tough because your father never did.
I loved the Sloppy Second Joes you made yesterday with Impossible Burger meat.
That’s named after Hair Plugs Sniffer, who resides in the fake news White House set, right Daddy?
Now write some more jokes for your last comedy record special from home, Spoiled Stupid Son.
At this point, you couldn’t write rotten dumb jokes if you tried.
Spoiled Dumb Son gets spoiled with more blood-on-blood love.
Bon Jovi, New Jersey lives, the beautifully good one, Challah.
Thank you very much.