Why do kids today want puberty blockers again?
Growing up, puberty couldn’t come soon enough.
Especially when younger brother of 3 years hits puberty before you do, in addition to banging the 3 hottest girls in his class. That I tried to jerk off to at the time but couldn’t. One year for Hanukkah I get a book from my mother called the 12 Stages Of Puberty. I freak out immediately.
“Mom,why would you present me this book in front of my younger brother? Jonathan can play with himself whenever he wants?”
Mom says, “But you do that all the time upstairs with your GI-Joe figures.”
If I caught my son playing with his big sister’s Barbie Dolls, I’d think banging my GI Joe figure way past the acceptable age was incredibly gayer, especially while I had Gung Ho manhandle Cobra Commander like his gimpy bitch in Pulp Fiction.
“Welcome to my Terror Dome dick, Major Blood.”
“It’s Cobra Commander.”
“You wish bitch, bottoms away. Yoh Joe! Hasbro lives up your gaping anus hole.”
Challah. Thank you very much.
Michael Kornbluth
Do It All Dad Year Podcast Blog 