Blackmail Pics Unnerving

Zelensky insists that the US will have to send our sons and daughters to war if more aid isn’t forthcoming.

What compromising pics does this Uki dwarf have on Hair Plugs Sniffer exactly?

Are they shower pics of Biden’s daughter combing his shin hair with Buckwheat’s afro pick?

Michelle Obama power slamming Prince Harry during a game of Twister at the Uki consulate? While smooshing off Scruffie Archie’s freckle spots in the process?

Does Zelensky have a pic of his wife in those small town ho, fish net stockings getting railed by a blacked out Sean Penn during a Democratic fundraiser on Harvey Weinsteins Yacht, Hair Clumps Me?

Zelensky is killing his own citizens to make Russia look bad, yet all of sudden Bono is hush, hush?

Can’t he nudge Obama Be Good to airdrop starving Ethipoian babies who refuse to eat Gates bug kabobs mixed with cancerous tumor cells served in their Sloppy Second Joe’s made from the Beyond Meat corporation? At least then, Bono could try to talk some sense into Zelensky because his life saving brand would finally have some skin in the game? But Zelensky is Jewish. Who gives a fuck? Nobody is perfect. Besides, dwarf head had both his kids baptized at an Eastern Orthodox Church. So calling Zelensky Jewish is like calling Jihadi John Jewish. At least Jihadi John doesn’t spend US tax dollars like a drunken Azov Nazi with a duffle bag full of Gap kids stock options to burn. Blackmail Pics Unnerving, Challah. Thank you very much.

Michael Kornbluth