Penthouse Paradise

What is Trump being arraigned for again? Charges of Islamophobia against ISIS, after Obama rebranded them ISIL so they’d sound more startup friendly in the NY Times?

Also since when is paying hush money to a porn star a sex crime

I get paying hush money in the form of a spare gold brick lying around Donald’s refurbished bathroom on his Gulfstream because Stormy Daniel’s overactive gag reflex kicks into high gear after midnight when her camel toe snatch comes tumbling down. Which keeps on waking up Barron from drooling all over Melania’s tits through her see blouse after Fashion Week but still.

But Trump choosing to go muff diving into Stormy Daniel’s droopy eyed snatch over Melania’s barely broken in, high end beaver when they met is a stretch. Because Trumpy Poo Tits is a notorious Germophobe, and can order a bunch of Ivanka look like alikes to pee on each other to match his golden shower fountain heads in penthouse paradise on top of Trump Tower whenever he likes. Penthouse Paradise, Challah. Thank you very much.

Michael Kornbluth

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