AI Roasted

Does AI have a hand in roasting coffee beans at Stumptown Coffee Roasters in Portlandia yet?

All hand roasted means is small batch stoner slow anyway.

AI writes tasting notes twice as fast too.

I’m not in love with the new espresso blend that combines beans from the Congo and Ghana nicknamed Musk & Gates Guinea Pigs.

I’m detecting notes of Lithium iron overload unlike the past Turbo Charged Brain Blend, that was dark and fruity like Little Nas on Fire Island.

AI Roasted, Challah. Thank you very much.

Michael Kornbluth

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