What Gen X Parents Understand

Daughter says, “Mama got me a puberty book .” I say, “But you’re only 9. At 15, I was the last kid to get into the puberty party and bloom under his Fruit of the Looms.  But don’t worry Tilly, if you take after mama, you won’t be weighed down by busty beauties like Jennifer Tilly.

Michael Kornbluth