Chapter 4 Can’t Get Enough Of Social Distancing Special

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Chapter 3 Weird Weak Howard Attack Punched Up A Bit

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Chapter 2 F The Paw Patrol Police Punched Up Long Time

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Condemning Fake News Boomer Moralists

 

My not my President father, says, “Mayor De- Blasio should be hung.” I said, “So your condemning the laser blinding of cops, setting cop precincts on fire and throwing more than sparklers at a Federal courthouse in Portland by you know who?” Dad says, “What hell are you talking about? I’m talking about New York City. I say, “Sanctuary city lawlessness, with zero bail, who instructs their police to stand down is all the same and points the moral arc toward hellishness on earth. But keep on thinking you’re on the right side of the history in honor of Obama Be Good, Boomer.  My mom actually had the gaul to tell me to my face, Lyndon Johnson was a “great president.” Because he was recorded in the White House while perpetuating the draft and the Vietnam War, the most pointless war ever, saying the Great Society would make the sure the n people vote democrat for the next 200 years. Well, the times are changing ma, and you’re backing a candidate who talks down to black reporters like crackheads who bang their dead brother’s widow because Hunter’s libido matters most.

Baby Boomers Resist Quarantines To

Wife asks, “Why are your parents not quarantining themselves?” They’re not supposed to leave their home for anything for 2 whole weeks. They can be fined 10 thousand dollars you know. I say, “Because they’re staying in a cottage in Dutchess County, Hizzonner defunded the police and can’t afford 24/7 Gestapo watch outside of the Island of Manhattan. Plus, even my resister boomer parents, respect Bill De Blasio’s authority less than Trump supporters respect polling numbers, since the NY Times predicted Hillary Hammer Time Cankles would waltz into the White House with the assistance of an Iron Lung, despite 64 million branded racists voting different, proving baby boomer mom doesn’t know best.  The Drunken Deplorable Druid must have deleted that memo to.

Michael Kornbluth

 

Chapter 1 Hate Speech Dragon Shabbat Special

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Our Post Woke Plagued Universe

California Governor Gavin Newsom  is set to release up to 18,000 prisoners by the end of August to slow the spread of COVID.  Can’t the Correction Officers just raid their cells for smokes and call it a day? That’s right, Nancy Denture Breath Pelosi is decrying weed as a miracle drug to cure Covid, despite the disease responsible for puncturing holes through lungs, requiring lung transplants among certain Covid carriers as young as twenty years old. So what’s the difference?

Michael Kornbluth

Hillary Should’ve Hailed A Cab In Harlem

Do you remember when it took Hillary Hammer Time Cankle’s 5 times to get her MetroCard to work, for a failed photo op in a subway station in Harlem? Before swipe number 5, you can see Hillary Hammer Time Cankles, give herself a pep talk,  muttering, underneath her stank afternoon Chardonnay breath, “Super predators, I mean black people are watching.  You can do it.”

Michael Kornbluth

Kicking Nazi Destroyers In The Nuts

Kneeling isn’t about the flag, you’re right. It’s about kicking Nazi destroyers in the nuts. So Farrakhan can hail Hitler as a “great man” and call Jews  the spawn of Satan from sea to shining sea in the land of the free and home of the brave, without sweating Spike Lee’s loss of enthusiasm for perpetuating the lie of all Hymie demonizing members of the Muslim brotherhood being very fine people.

 

 

Michael Kornbluth

Chapter 3 Weird, Weak Howard Attack Shabbat Special

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