Masks Are The New Condoms, Not

Masks are the new condoms, not. I’d rather attend a Marti Gras parade in Brazil and flash my flap free Kosher grade schlong for some beads, without a mask on, than go bare backing with a gorgeous She-Male with 0.0 body fat on her stomach and legs, despite me getting a leg up on the competition before Bill Maher throws some anal beads into the mix.  Fine, Charlie Sheen is the sole source behind millions of page views on

Michael Kornbluth