All Lives Matter Is The New N Word

Imagine J.J Redick wearing an All Lives Matter on his NBA jersey this year? If he manages to get home after a Pelicans game in one piece. His wife says, “It’s never too late for me to use this coupon for the Dollar Shave Club, if you don’t want to give them the pleasure of cutting you first. I’d also lose the tats and the alt right comb over look on top.

Michael Kornbluth

 

 

 

Jeff Ross Roasting Jay Z

Jay Z sat out the anthem during the Super Bowl because back in the VIP room before the game, Jeff Ross busted his balls, saying, “Hey Jay, don’t you think child separation could be a good thing? I mean look how you turned out. Plus, if Coco never got separated from his parents, he never would’ve become a mini Los Lobos in the making.”

Michael Kornbluth

 

In Unicorns From Latvia We Trust

There’s no way KP raped his neighbor the day he tore his ACL. First, going strong to the hole was never KP’s forte. Last, do you see Harvey Weinstein trying to rape Gal Gadot in her Wonder Woman costume only one good leg? But at least Harvey Weinstein’s wife of 15 years finally divorced him, so she could focus more on her lifetime battle with, amnesia.

Michael Kornbluth