Israel Isn’t Pushover Putzy, Sorry

Enough with Israeli aggression. If your sworn enemy, whose been hellbent on your total destruction since the dawn of time, starts to fire 800 rocket into your backyard. Don’t expect an Edible Arrangements gift basket in return, with a thank you note written in Farsi.

Michael Kornbluth

Cling On Cheesy

Even Jeff Bezos sends dick picks to his lover now. I hear he’s bulgy but his new lover used to be married to Kansas City Chiefs Tight End Tony Gonzalez. So happy denting, AJAX Man.  For a man of his intelligence, I just expected better texting skills than a younger Kristen Stewart. He texted, “I love you. I will show with my lips.”  His wooing skills don’t sound too cling on cheesy.  Plus, there’s now way Jeff Bezos tastes, good, Ben Shapiro included.

Michael Kornbluth

 

No 9/11 Tribute For You

Millennials don’t even know what a stamp looks like. Using them is an outdated practice like rubbers or hitting on girls at bars without swiping them over to their spot at the cider bar in the east village 1st. By now most Boomers do online banking. Plus, I haven’t gotten a birthday card on time from my parents since 86. But I’m supposed to believe mail in votes will arrive on time and spread like wildfire like a viral vidéo of America’s frontline doctors claiming how their use of hydroxychlorquine on patients has saved more patients from Covid related deaths than any faulty mask made in China ever could?

 

You still don’t believe the Coronavirus isn’t being exploited for nefarious ployed purposes? Then, why else would the mayor of NY to cancel the annual 9/11 light tribute  this year, which he blew off last, over alleged Coronavirus concerns? Because I’m positive 1st responders who ran into the 2nd tower, are shaking in their boots at the prospect of catching an itchy esophagus from Covid. Can’t the Guardian Angels hang Deblasio from the Freedom Tower in the name of true social righting street justice already? It would be the only time the NYPD wouldn’t turn their back on hizzonner, because they’d be too busy talking pictures for their prématuré retirement parties from the force. 

Michael Kornbluth

Guilty of White Peloton Privilege

Low impact rides on the Peloton Bike are off the list. Because nothing is more disempowering, than your posh sounding English riding instructor, encouraging you to feel good about your upcoming low impact ride, despite her reminding you every 2 seconds for the next 30 minutes, “I never do low impact rides, like midnight strolls for authentic lamb shawarma through no go zones in London, but that’s just me. 

 

Michael Kornbluth

Netflix To The Rescue

In a Netflix doc in honor, which she produced, Michelle Obama says, “She conceded her dreams after having 2 children. But she paid her mom a White house salary to look after her 2 kids, so what was Michelle prevented from doing exactly? But social justice was served when Netflix showered her with a lavish production deal, to make up for her systematic, oppressive existence. Sorry, if I haven’t rushed to see the documentary in her honor yet, What’s Talent Got To Do With It, to justify her multi-million dollar production deal with Netflix, despite her absence of TV and film development experience on her resume. Having her daughter Malia intern for Miramax one summer as a production assistant doesn’t count.   Also, I’m all for amplifying diverse voices but I don’t think BLM is facing many issues on this front, especially when they’re camped out in front of those white devil suburbanites, in Seattle, demanding, “Give us your homes, open your wallets and not the one for that bitcoin shit either, you sleepless in Seattle now, motherfucker.”

Michael Kornbluth

 

Chapter 10 Burning Mask Party

https://doitalldadyearpodcast.libsyn.com/chapter-10-burning-mask-party

The Killerset 

Masks Are The New Condoms

Not Wear The Mask Iron Lungs

The Italian Reptilian Inside

Our Post Plagued Universe

It’s A Failed Photo-Op In Chinatown

The Worst Beard Mayor Of All Time

No 9/11 Light Memorial For You

Pro Near Abortion Tales

 

 

No 9/11 Light Tribute For You

Millennials don’t even know what a stamp looks like. Using them is an outdated practice like rubbers or hitting on girls at bars without swiping them over to their spot at the cider bar in the east village 1st. By now most Boomers do online banking. Plus, I haven’t gotten a birthday card on time from my parents since 86. But I’m supposed to believe mail in votes will arrive on time and spread like wildfire like a viral vidéo of America’s frontline doctors claiming how their use of hydroxychlorquine on patients has saved more patients from Covid related deaths than any faulty mask made in China ever could?

 

You still don’t believe the Coronavirus isn’t being exploited for nefarious ployed purposes? Then, why else would the mayor of NY to cancel the annual 9/11 light tribute  this year, which he blew off last, over alleged Coronavirus concerns? Because I’m positive 1st responders who ran into the 2nd tower, are shaking in their boots at the prospect of catching an itchy esophagus from Covid. Can’t the Guardian Angels hang Deblasio from the Freedom Tower in the name of true social righting street justice already? It would be the only time the NYPD wouldn’t turn their back on hizzonner, because they’d be too busy talking pictures for their prématuré retirement parties from the force. 

Michael Kornbluth

 

Looting Ain’t A Thing

Rioting is negative language to depict widespread violence, looting and destruction along Chicago’s no longer so Magnificent Mile.  What expression would Maxine Waters prefer? Bring on the ruckus, it’s hammer time, resisting gentrification, looting Gucci ain’t a thang because it’s a reparations thing.

Michael Kornbluth