At the local farm or park my team is an adorable sight.
My 3 kids and I out of the house never fail to delight.
I hear we make a good team.
For the delivery of all 3, I was heralded as the birth coach of dreams.
By,
Michael Kornbluth
At the local farm or park my team is an adorable sight.
My 3 kids and I out of the house never fail to delight.
I hear we make a good team.
For the delivery of all 3, I was heralded as the birth coach of dreams.
By,
Michael Kornbluth
My 20 month old son hugs me from behind.
We’re talking about love of the highest kind.
He squeezes daddy with extreme giddy joy.
I love you back kiddo, my perfect boy.
By,
Michael Kornbluth
How was lunch Matilda?
It wasn’t crazy good daddy.
But the bit of dark chocolate thrown in with my nuts was a nice surprise.
It wasn’t the same-o same-o, great nuts again.
Yawn, repeat, roll my eyes.
By,
Michael Kornbluth
4 Year old son opens up a new frame.
To place a picture of us in it so it remains the same.
The old frame holding our pic of us broke 2 months ago.
Love like this is when divinity glows.
By,
Michael Kornbluth
Kick it old school Dada. And give me a shoulder ride again.
It keeps you young at heart and less volatile like Sean Penn.
Shoulder ride, shoulder ride. I can’t think of a better way to be carried by your side.
By,
Michael Kornbluth
Racing with Daddy to the car is always a treat.
It’s good for my heart and I can’t be beat.
Dad’s legs always cramp up for some reason.
I think he constantly throws the race to make me happy season after season.
By,
Michael Kornbluth
Dada, I never want this hug to end. No offense to mama, but your wedding anniversary celebrates the birth of our family together to. Sure, I was still in mama’s super snug womb at the time. And mama was barely showing at the wedding. And I wasn’t born for another six months but still.
I never want this hug to end. I can’t imagine such a snuggly, fun filled life without you in it Dada. I know we don’t have a normal family with you being an unemployed stay at home comedian and host of the Do It All Dad Year Podcast. And I know I give you grief about having a sharing banked account with mommy because you don’t make money anymore. But I wouldn’t have it any other way. I know your comedy train is bound for Benjamin producing glory Dada. Especially, if you start having me do more on your Do It All Dad Year Podcast than just intros for it. Can I get a hallah for some Challah? Funnier dad, happier, babies. I’m living proof of it.
I never want this hug to end Dada. Don’t mind mama. She’s got baby Samuel, Instagram and Arthur to entertain her. Plus, I know she’s not complaining about that super spicy Zin you got for your eight year wedding anniversary. I can’t wait to try a sip. Old Vine Zins are only made in America like Canadian comic millionaires like Rick Moranis, right Dada?
I never want this hug to end Dada. I know your new friend resolution is to find an editor to become the best friend you never had besides me of course. So he can become your most vocal backer, reign in your super intense, outrageous personality and make sure your humor book about modern fatherhood as an Unemployed Comedian/Father of 3 becomes a best seller Dada. If it sells, it’s art. I remember Dada. Can I sell our family drawings at your books signings at the Barnes and Noble in Union Square? I’ll use plenty of magenta and purple haze in honor of Jimi to make sure our family pic really pop like the left handed genius at Monterey.
I never want this hug to end Dada. You already call me eight foot 2. Insisting I put on undies the sec I get out of the tub. So the Chinese Underworld has less to see. You say I’m going to outgrow wanting to hang out with you every sec before I know it. And no longer give you unexpected pecs on your cheek in your writing office, my future room next year by the way in case you forgot already. A deal is a deal Dada.
So keep on banging out chapters and more jokes for The Stay At Home Comedian, Dada. I know you’re going to make it a comedic masterpiece. I hear your train coming daddy. And pretty soon you’re going to buy this town. And you’re going to buy this town. And you’ll put it all in your funny man clown shoes. That’s what you’re going to do. That’s what’s you’re going do. Happy 8th Wedding Anniversary Dada. But make sure mama doesn’t polish off the Zin so fast and hook up your better half already.
The End
By,
Michael Kornbluth
Stop bonding with Arthur & tuck me in already.
It sounds like a Mardi Gras parade in the bottom bunk drenched in confetti.
No, he’s my daddy, baby brother declares.
It feels to good to be fought over. Sowing so much despair.
By,
Michael Kornbluth
Dada, dada, from my baby boy makes me tingle inside.
The depths of his love for dada are impossible to hide.
Dada, dada, he shrieks with unmistakable joy.
How can I not give him another harmonica rib nosh?
My sweet, perfect boy.
By,
Michael Kornbluth
I come home to smiles in the window.
You’d think I paid off my 3 kids to do so with hundos.
Those greeting smiles by the window turn my heart into putty.
Like when my daughter says I was fuss free today. Can I get a goody?
By,
Michael Kornbluth