Did you now know Alexa won’t play American Made by George Thorogood and the Destroyers? Alter the lyrics, to Open Borders USA, in Mr. Poopy Pants America and the original American bad ass pre-Kid Rock, would be made in the shade baby, made in the shade.
Heard this, Alexa?
I tell the pirate jokes Alexa.
What letters to Pirates favor?
Z’s, after passing out from drinking too many Captain and Coke’s again.
Little kid at my son’s pre-K said, “That’s too funny.”
I said, “Thanks for my next comedy record title kid, although I prefer Big City Baby.”
Challah, Thank you very much.
Even Jeff Bezos sends dick picks to his lover now. I hear he’s bulgy but his new lover used to be married to Kansas City Chiefs Tight End Tony Gonzalez. So happy denting, AJAX Man. For a man of his intelligence, I just expected better texting skills than a younger Kristen Stewart. He texted, “I love you. I will show with my lips.” His wooing skills don’t sound too cling on cheesy. Plus, there’s now way Jeff Bezos tastes, good, Ben Shapiro included.
Remember when we took out the number 2 in charge of ISIS and the Washington Post the next day lionized the Terrorist ringleader as a “religious scholar”? And Judd Apatow is the Chief Happiness Officer for Breitbart. Actually, he was a virgin fantasy pushing loser, who couldn’t get sucked off in a Chicago bathhouse during Arafat appreciation day.
If Jeff Bezos cares about supporting Black Lives Matter, then change the name of Alexa to Monique to make her sound like a less dronish Scarlett Johansson between estrogen throat blocker treatments.