America’s Got Sharia Fever

ISIS calls for online Jihad. And I thought Howard Stern turned soft since America’s Got Talent. Also, stop calling ISIS great recruiters. They just target other lonely virgins. Who wish their phones blew up.

 

Free porn banned in England. Looks like the Mayor of London laid down and Sharia Law won.

Bloomberg won’t run. And there’s no way fake news socialist Bernie Sanders wins. So much for 2019 being the year for Atheist Jews. Not that blind faith is in their DNA anyway.

 

Am I the only whose gotten the distinct impression Rep. Illhan Omar is having zero problem criticizing Israeli influence over US Mideast policy? Can Sacha Baron Cohen host a Razzie awards for the Grammy’s and present her most repetitive broken record?

At least Rep. Omar isn’t posing in any happy go lucky pics with Linda Sarsour at a red tie only, Muslim brotherhood fundraiser, crashed by Keith Ellison breaking the code by only wearing his favorite borders are bullshit ti-shirt.

INT. Cafeteria
Daughter
Are you having Internet problems at home again?

Friend
Yeah, my dad is crashing in the guest room with our VHS player more frequently. You’d think the The Pearl Necklace would be a 70’s Disney VHS tape you never heard of. It’s not.

 

The End

By,

Michael Kornbluth

 

Impossible to Ignore

Howard Schultz would “steal” votes away from the Democrat nominee Bloomberg? Because Kamala Harris is Michelle Obama if she shopped at Ann Taylor.

Howard Schultz would “steal” votes away from the Democrat nominee Bloomberg? Better put the CEO of Pete’s Coffee on notice. He’s got greater brand name recognition than the CEO of the Coffee Bean, Tea and Leaf.

Howard Schultz would “steal” votes away from the Democrat nominee Bloomberg? Because hack comedy writers on Colbert will take their vote to CEO of The Coffee Bean before a centrist Jewish candidate, not controlled by Mexican cartels yet.

Howard Schultz would “steal” votes away from the Democrat nominee Bloomberg? Elizabeth Warren should seek a vision from a Shaman in her 1 percenter tribe. She can write off the Peyote trip expenditures as “opposition research.” If Buzzfeed starts asking questions and reverts to mind blowing, serious investigative journalism again.

Have you heard the new Trump voiced GPS system yet? Turn right for your exit for Mohegan Sun, Elizabeth’s Warren home away from home.

Howard Schultz would “steal” votes away from the Democrat nominee Bloomberg? Shrink from the moment more Bloomberg. His aids are instructed to never bring him a tall latte from Starbucks because tall means small.

Howard Schultz would “steal” votes away from the Democrat nominee Bloomberg? Because Gillibrand will write off past campaign donations by Harvey Hair Clumps Weinstein as hush money for not tattle tailing on the fat rat to his wife.

Howard Schultz would “steal” votes away from the Democrat nominee Bloomberg? Because all the Trump haters are so intent on backing a 3 time loser, assuming Huma licker breath runs again.

Howard Schultz would “steal” votes away from the Democrat nominee Bloomberg? Because hack comedy writers banging out angry white boy, Blackish spec scripts at Starbucks are so centrist in thought these days.

Howard Schultz would “steal” votes away from the Democrat nominee Bloomberg? Isn’t that the DNC’s job Mr. Ironic? Face facts Bloomberg. Bernie got screwed, you backed a 2 time loser. So much for 2018 being the year for Atheist Jews.

Howard Schultz would “steal” votes away from the Democrat nominee Bloomberg? Seth Rich calls, now show us what you got Mr. Ironic. Boycott this, resist this, I don’t care.

At my daughter’s Elementary School in Northern Westchester Country,  NY,  they invited the parents there to witness our children play a game of Clue. Using locations from the local surrounding area. Stressing “community” as the theme being taught here. When explaining the directions of the game, my daughter’s 2nd grade teacher says. If make you an accusation and you’re wrong. You’re BuzzFeed, I blurt out without being able to control myself.  The entire class of mostly mothers roars in approval, including my daughters 1st Grade Teacher, Mrs. Castalano, only in New York baby. That’s the real pulse of America Bloomberg, hope you’re taking notes on a Latte cup Schultz.

 

The End

By,

Michael Kornbluth