Wear The Mask, Iron Lungs

How can you not wear a mask? Because I’m not a method actor lost in pretend land, Stay At Home Dads keeping the nuclear family together aren’t considered essential workers according to the Atlantic and I don’t identify as a liberal trans Muslim housewife. Last, I’ll wear the mask at the Supermarket because I have to, not because I’m bugging over the prospect of catching the Chinese Black Lung Virus because I’ve been sucking down high octane weed out of a metal bat for 3 decades straight and my lungs feel great. Dice lives.

Michael Kornbluth