The Brainwashing Projectors

How does Fox or Breitbart have a monopoly on so called brainwashing? For almost 4 years, Google, Twitter, ABC, NBC, CNN, ESPN, Facekbook, holier than now NPR included, has done nothing but perpetuate blatant lies like the Russian collusion tale with less legs than Lieutenant Dan, the sham impeachment trial, for the President questioning why Hunter was getting paid 50 grand week to push Borscht as the new Kombucha or blame President Trump not China for making a commie made virus to kill our recording breaking economy in one swoop. All lies, to wrestle back power in order to avoid prosecution and hide the real crimes of a failed coup to remove still your President Trump and real life election interference by illegally spying on the Trump campaign when he was running against Hillary Hamme Time Cankles in addition to bankrupting and shitting all over General Flynn’s name, a former Democrat by the way, because Obama didn’t like the fact how he disapproved of the fake news hopeful one gifting Iran, the number one sponsor of terrorism in the world, 150 billion to make their economy less reliant on the sale of hair removal products for the Kardashians, which has zero to do with Drago popping up in election booths 4 years ago, declaring vote Trump or I’ll break you.

Michael Kornbluth

All Lives Matter Is The New N Word

Imagine J.J Redick wearing an All Lives Matter on his NBA jersey this year? If he manages to get home after a Pelicans game in one piece. His wife says, “It’s never too late for me to use this coupon for the Dollar Shave Club, if you don’t want to give them the pleasure of cutting you first. I’d also lose the tats and the alt right comb over look on top.

Michael Kornbluth

 

 

 

Jeff Ross Roasting Jay Z

Jay Z sat out the anthem during the Super Bowl because back in the VIP room before the game, Jeff Ross busted his balls, saying, “Hey Jay, don’t you think child separation could be a good thing? I mean look how you turned out. Plus, if Coco never got separated from his parents, he never would’ve become a mini Los Lobos in the making.”

Michael Kornbluth

 

The Wise Black Grandma Replacement

Wish I subbed my no-show, whiny Jewish Grandma for a wise black grandma for my wedding. I’d post an ad on Craig’s List with the headline, Wise Black Grandma Needed. Then, add below, Tyler Perry impersonators are welcome to apply but you must be comfortable performing in front of white audiences only.

Michael Kornbluth

Kicking Nazi Destroyers In The Nuts

Kneeling isn’t about the flag, you’re right. It’s about kicking Nazi destroyers in the nuts. So Farrakhan can hail Hitler as a “great man” and call Jews  the spawn of Satan from sea to shining sea in the land of the free and home of the brave, without sweating Spike Lee’s loss of enthusiasm for perpetuating the lie of all Hymie demonizing members of the Muslim brotherhood being very fine people.

 

 

Michael Kornbluth

Kneeling is Spitting On Vets Graves

Kneeling is spitting on Vets graves. Vets who are men of color, especially during Vietnam, who bled the same color as Biggie, Ron Kovic, even Hunter Biden, AKA, Sir Snort A Lot, assuming, he got a vicious nose bleed, from bad coke in some townie bar in Wilmington, Delaware, hearing last call from the bathroom stall.

Pro athletes in the sixties during Vietnam, couldn’t retire at 32 like Penny Hardaway but instead were forced to sell home owners insurance for All State for a living during the off-season, before ANTIFA attack premiums for homes with Trump 2020 flags went through the roof.

Kneeling isn’t about the flag. You’re right Steve Kerr. It’s about your own warped opinion on so call racial discrimination injustice, because getting paid guaranteed money in the NBA is so oppressive. Even if your guaranteed 100 million dollar contract leads to you you being a number pick bust like Greg Oden. Because spending more time posting dick picks, than working on your post moves down low, opting to flop it around like you just don’t care, is more oppressive than foot binding or those same Geisha’s walking out the knots on top of Greg Oden’s stress free back to add flowing extension to a reliable hook shot that never got off the ground either.

The flag is just a fake news patriotic prop, Pop. Tell that to a paratrooper in the 101st Airborne Division, known as Jimi Hendrix. Whose soul tantalizing, rendition of the Star Spangled Banner, blew your mind and sent shivers down your spine, making me proud to be an American, like when Whitney’s voice pierced through the clouds of Star Spangled Heaven.

Michael Kornbluth