American Bombing

This is Dave Chappelle defending R. Kelly again. Get off his dick Brietbart. There’s no leash around your neck. He’s Elvis with weaker bladder control.

Still, I don’t see Baz Luhrmann making a film in his honor, do you Dave? What would you call that R. Kelly movie Dave ? Over The Hill, Overrated Hos, Culturally Biased Bitches, or Black History Depreciation Month?

And if the king of popping cherries Michael Jackson, was still alive to fuck over more kids age of innocence like a smooth criminal. How would Captain OW Michael defend himself against his Neverland accusers? All the Beatles royalty points in the world can’t but me love. What would Dr. Melfi on the Sopranos tell Michael? Just because it happened on the Neverland Ranch Michael, doesn’t mean it never happened Michael.

That reminds me, I hate Beatles analogies, especially from Stephen Colbert. Who’s about as rock and roll as a crying circle between Seth Meyers and his mother on election night after Hillary Hammertime Cankles failed to sell 74 million branded racists on why Baby Boomer Mom knows best.

Drago hollograms didn’t pop into your votor booth in Minnesota demanding, “Vote Trump or I’ll break you.”

Hillary lost because she’s an unhuggable cunt, Groping Biden, included. She must have delted that memo to.

But nice mask cunt breath Karen. Feel free to suck the hate speech and disinformation out of my stately schlong anytime. Pretend Obama Be Good ordered you to leak it drone head. Do you think Seinfeld and Larry David are the Lennon and Mcartney of sitcom writing quadruple vaxed Karen? Despite 2 comedians drinking coffee at Nate’s Deli in Beverly Hills being less anti-establishment than Weird, Weak, Woke Howard these days. You know Perm Head, who would never dare attack Big Pharma for dosing more kids with clot shots that depress your immune system more than entry into the Dallas Buyer’s Club out of fear of being disinvited from anymore 2 bite chicken parm dinners at Jimmy Kimmel’s house You know the experimental stab at worldwide depopulation that only prevents rock throwing paralysis if your palestian middle reliver for the Mets got excempt from taking the stab during Spring Training in Clearwater Beach.

What else can you say? In DeSantis we trust, Florida, gotta to love it, assuming hysterical, resistor Yenta Breaths are socially distancing themselves from your Desantis 2024 Flags in the yard. Living without you is far from hard. Suck on this star studded blast for the ages America. You wanted a happy 4th blast, you got it despite the state of our union being like Stephen Colbert’s handle on funny these days, shaky. It’s too bad Bill O’ Reilly is no longer important enough to impersonate. At least, Bill O’ Reilly gave Colbert gravitas.

But we still have former Trump supporters rotting in a D.C gulag for protesting a stolen election since the day Democracy died. So what difference do these joke bomb blasts make unless this fascist regime in charge becomes unfucked by a new American hero, backed by we the people, Desantis or not, far from hard, Challah. Thank you very much, to all the vets that helped make this country great. I pray for those Nazi destroyers the most, hoping we still have a shining republic on the hill worth saving. Take it to the limit White Hats, take it to the limit, just one more time before our country is already gone. Glenn Fry lives, American Bombing, Gropin Biden included, Challah. Good Shabbos y’all, thank you very much.

Michael Kornbluth

Sky High Again

Son climbs a tree 40 stories high. Random mom after camp says, “I’ve never seen anybody that high.” I say, “That’s what Hunter Biden’s dealer said. They don’t call him Sir Snort A Lot for nothing. On Hunter’s birthday when Jill said, “Blow”, he snorted the cake. Before he gave up blow for blow painting, no longer hearing last call from the bathroom stall. While his former biker buds from the Sons Of Anarchy yell, “Where’s Hunter? Who else is going to pay for this shit?”

Can I get a holla, for repurposing older than yiddish cocaine jokes about my brother in Hunter’s honor? Challah, sky high again. Thank you very much.

Michael Kornbluth

Self-Worth Surging

What do you do when your father lies about wishing you a happy Father’s Day on fake news voicemails that never occurred? You dedicate comedy record 107 Sloppy Second Son in his honor, Challah. Thank you very much. Or I could call the record Miracle Son because I was born on Jesus’s birthday on Easter Day without suffering from zero self-worth syndrome despite my father insisting how nobody cares about my political opinions before launching my Do It All Dad Year Podcast 5 years ago, despite him supporting the Icky Shuffle in the White House. Who was caught plagiarizing papers at law school after failing to cite Pete Townsend in his bibliography after clicking on SoapySuds@Nothingtoseehereat@Moveon.org. Challah, Thank you very much.

Daughter had her 5th grade graduation ceremony that was a total horror show. First, my daughter gets robbed of the opportunity to deliver a speech on the behalf of her class. Losing out to a daughter, who’s dad is neighbors with Bill Gate’s daughter’s Placenta Nation Plantation farm to launch her own brand of food trucks selling Century Club Elixer smoothies nationwide once the next Chinese planted plague wipes out all of our livestock all together, otherwise known as Placenta Stump Smoothies. Then, some other kid gives a speech, which was flub free, inspiring my dad to say, “He didn’t write that speech.” Which I replied, “Come on man, you don’t have to write him off as Mr. Groper 2.0 at 11-years old pops.” He didn’t write his own speech. Neither does Obama Be Good or Groping Joe Biden Dad regardless of Hunter hooking up the Big Guy with his extra strength Adderall stash made with Ayn Rand’s bionic brain DNA drippings or not.

Last, my mom is wearing a mask the entire time, claiming she had a cough, which she did but I’m sure it wasn’t a political statement mom, 4 booster shots later, my chest. At what one point, does my mom think? “In Fuck Face Fauci I trust, no matter what.” Who cares if the Pfizer death pushers are exempt from the stab or any Palestinian refugees who are fortunate enough to avoid suffering from any future rock throwing arm paralysis? But I thought unvaccinated kids were the super spreader’s mom. My daughter’s been forced to mask up like Michal Jackon’s daughter Paris in Bahrain for 2 years in a row mom. The last thing she wants to fucking see for her 5th grade graduation class is you in a fucking mask. The only thing missing from your ensemble was a Ukrainian handkerchief to blow out virtue signaling with. But you were surprised to see other parents bring flowers to their kid’s 5th grade graduation. Why, because you thought your appearance with dad for your only school event in 5 years was enough? Baby Boomer arrogance never dies. Challah. Thank you very much.

Michael Kornbluth

All Metal Baby

Dear Billy Corgan,

I’m Ric Flair literally, woo. I’m writing a thank you letter like Curious George taught me to do. I want to thank you for bringing NWA wrestling back from the dead. My daddy bought me the NWA All Access Pass for my birthday and I’ve never been happier. I love watching new wrestling matches with daddy. But I want to return the favor and give my daddy some love on his birthday to. I’m his best friend and best friends get each other gifts, right? And he didn’t even get a card from Mimi and Papa this year, so I want to make it up to him in a humongous way. Daddy is a really funny comedian, who’s due to record comedy record 94 this Sunday Less Garbage Lines, yet he’s beginning to feel like an imposter for having no paydays to show for it. He also looks after my older sister Matilda and older brother Arthur. We make a great home team and want nothing more than for daddy’s comedy career to achieve blast off time already. Would you be willing to let my Daddy do five minutes of Nirvana material at Lollapalooza this summer as your opening act? You won’t be disappointed. I’m sending you a demo record he recorded last summer called Burning Mask Party Record. United we laugh, my daddy, proves it every day, yeah, yeah. Daddy is a fan of old school jamming out Chicago to.  I’m guaranteed you’ll be impressed and you better play Rocket if you say yes, or I’ll be pissed Billy. Last, my father is feeling like a mega dumb moron for passing on spending 40 bucks on your debut album Gish, in favor of Deep Purple’s Last Concert in Japan for only 22 bucks on Vinyl instead, which he thought was the deal the century, until he realized soon after that Deep Purple’s Last Concert wasn’t Deep Purple Made in Japan. Don’t get me wrong, Daddy and I are huge David Coverdale fans and adore his live album In Heart of The City that he did with White Snake after he left Deep Purple. Still, I know deep down this mix up brought Daddy down because he loves your band and didn’t buy your album Gish because he was trying to be a frugal pragmatist on his birthday for a change. I hate to end on a down note, but nothing would make daddy happier than get blown away by a sea of laughs this summer in Chicago at Lollapalooza after being stuck like a rat in cage as a Stay-at-Home Shemale Comedian for the past 5 years and counting since I was born, with no grandparents in sight. At the same time, being under house arrest post COVID hasn’t been that much of a radical departure for daddy. Regardless, it’s his time to shine this summer and nothing would make me happier than to see my daddy flying high again.

Your Biggest 5-Year-Old Fan,

Samuel Teddy Kornbluth

P.S. My big sister helped me write this letter. But I can still do more one armed pushed than her. Plus, my big brother did the artwork for Daddy’s record cover Burning Mask Party Record, which is beyond overdue at this point already. Let’s launch a burning mask party on stage together Billy. I know you can do it. Billy Madison lives, Challah, thank you very much. That’s my daddy’s catchphrase by the way.

Dear Samuel Teddy Kornbluth,

I heard your dad’s record Burning Mask Party Record. And you’re correct, it rocks. It would be an honor to help break your father big at Lollapalooza this summer. I can offer him one thousand dollars for five minutes, which should be enough to pay for travel expenses. Although, I see him scoring a recording holding deal after this. Tell your dad that will have a booth set up for him to sell any of his, comedy records and books at the show soon after although I have an idea for a grand entrance that will drive the audience wild for the overall presentation. I’m a big-time wrestling promoter who knows a thing about putting on kick ass show for reason. Stay cool All Metal Baby.

Best Always,

Billy

All Metal Baby descends from a helicopter on a zipline down to the Lollapalooza stage, dressed like Van Halen angel baby from their album 1984 with a cigarette behind his ear. The 500,000 plus crowd goes wild as The Smashing Pumpkins play the intro to Rocket in the background as Billy croons, “Love.” All Metal Baby makes a perfect landing on to the stage from the helicopter. First, he faces the audience and flashes the bird with both middle fingers behind his ears, as if he’s sporting Devil horn middle fingers. Billy Corgan howls, “All Metal Baby in the house, Ronnie James Dio, lives, Challah, thank you very much. Crowd screams with holy shit Joe C lives to, as the crowd roars, “We like to party, rock the party.” Next, All Metal Baby launches into a series of one-armed push-ups while flipping the bird with his remaining free hand. Next, All Metal Baby grabs the cigarette behind his ear, which isn’t a real one but flammable nonetheless, and lights it up before throwing it on top of a pile of masks, which takes this Burning Mask Party that much higher. Then, All Metal Baby hops into a drum set behind his cherished daddy, who always wanted his son to dress up like the Van Halen angel baby for Hanukkah Halloween, so wishes do come true. Then, Do It All Dad launches into his act that was made for these times, starting with, “Nirvana, didn’t kill Hair Metal Aids did, before Magic made HIV disappear.”

The 500,000 plus crowd laughs in one love unison, which screams a Refrigerator Perry touchdown of yesteryear, which is drawn out even longer, after All Metal Baby does a one-handed headstand rim shot on the drums after his daddy’s opening punchline, while sucking on a Scorpion lollipop to boot.

All Metal’s Baby daddy completes his short-lived Nirvana set, made for these times.

I dislike any rock journalist or cultural critic who still lives in Portland, Oregon or in Seattle, Washington, ANTIFA apartheid represent. Especially those intent on selling us why Kurt Cobain was destined to become another rock casualty cliche due to a stomach irritation aggravated from too much soy. But at the height of his popularity, with all the f-you money in the world to avoid touring if he wanted to, after becoming a proud, doting father no less, Kurt Cobain wanted to pull an Ernest Hemingway after his shotgun marriage to Sloppy Seconds Hole? Because Kurt Cobain couldn’t bear the burden of being branded as the voice of Generation X by Tabitha Soren, when Sonic Youth had less brand name recognition on MTV than the Fine Young Cannibals or Midnight Oil throughout the early nineties for that matter?

Kurt Cobain admitted that their records sounded closer to Motley Crue records than punk rock ones, which doesn’t make him sound like the overgrown kid in the Jermey video on the verge off blowing his brains out over his Trapper Keeper in AP Bio either.

And Kurt Cobain killing himself at 27 no less, which is when Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison died from accidental overdoses is too cliche ridden planned for a rock star who raided his dead grandma’s closet for her most unflattering, wool sweater to sport on MTV Unplugged.

In the song In Bloom, Kurt Cobain sneered at meathead jocks with hardcore sardonic disdain, more likely to be first in line to see the Foo Fighters play the first MSG show post pandemic for the privilege of seeing big pharma sell out shill Dave Grohl perform in front of a vaccinated only crowd, to mark another monotone milestone through their edgeless, ever long lives. Yet were supposed to believe Kurt Cobain would give those same homophobe faggots in University of Maryland hats, who like to sing along to his “pretty songs”, the satisfaction of killing off his legacy as being the most kick ass, wildly popular non-conformist artist of his generation by proving to be another unoriginal, poser artist burnout tale of premature, blatantly avoidable ruin on VH1 Behind the Music like the rest. Yeah, and Eddie Vedder met his banger pretty wife at a lesbo coffee shop in Seattle for slam toxic masculinity night.

All I’m saying is that Kurt Cobain was not one to do cliche, outside of doing his best Sid and Nancy impersonation with Courtney Love for a bit. And in the end, his overhyped stomach pains cited as the main driving force behind blowing his brains out after framing his vision of becoming a middle-aged junkie artist like a modern-day William Boroughs to Courtney Love as an easily attainable goal to shoot for, has been blown way out of proportion, like the working effectiveness of COVID 19 vaccination shot, which works less than an Alice and Chains cover band today at BYU, with Mitt Romney in town.

Personally, I love the Courtney Love Hole album, Live Through This, even more than Nevermind, even if ex-boyfriend Billy Corgan penned the lion share of her monster lyrics on it like, “I shit my bed from doing too much H. So, I might as well die in it.” Plus, I can’t hate someone who called Linda Sarsour a fake news feminist who had no business attending the Woman’s March on Washington because of the Palestinian freedom fighter’s support of clitoral mutilation to ensure Muslim housewives receive zero pleasure on earth before being stoned to death for the crime of being spotted in their full-length Burkas in Sex and The City 2. So, if siding with Courtney Love for calling Linda Sarsour a fake feminist, makes me alt-right, then I’m alright with it. Challah, thank you very much.

Truth is, Kurt Cobain wouldn’t be caught dead in Starbucks if his Sonic Youth record collection was riding on it. So, I don’t buy Kurt Cobain feeding into the packaged brand of brooding depressive consumerism by killing himself at the height of his popularity who caused a bigger eruption in Courtney’s Love pants than Eddie Van Halen ever did. Nor do I buy into the forced fed, media manipulated assertion that Kurt Cobain was too much of a gun-shy pussy to persist rocking in a hyper focused Internet world of do or die capitalism Man. A victimized Twitter Twat, he wasn’t it, “Here we are now, entertain us, I feel stupid and contagious because I shared a needle with Magic Johnson’s number one groupie in Seattle. You want a remake of Sleepless in Seattle post Kids you got it.

Last, did you know Kurt Cobain predicted that an outsider who never worked in politics could become President of the United States like Trump one day? Ok, so maybe Kurt Cobain killed himself for a reason, knowing that the eventual advent of social media would unearth the A Plus narcissist in us all. Neither Republicans nor Democrats have a monopoly on messianic right, God does. The sooner were all able to unite around that absolute truth of one love, under one God, who knows above all else, when you’re being an insufferable, know it all twat, on the alleged right side of ethical moralism, the better.

Shit, at least I’m self-aware enough to proclaim Jesus doesn’t want me for a sunbeam yet. But thank God, I still have time to seek absolution for being the biggest prick in the east, since Alec Baldwin admits no fault for acting like an all-over the place Jew since he quit self-medicating by getting loaded. Short lived Nirvana lives, Challah. Thank you very much.

The following day, Rolling Stone Magazine called All Metal Baby the ultimate smash hit at Lollapalooza during the summer of 2022. At the same time, his daddy now nicknamed by Billy Corgan as Killerset Kornbluth wasn’t chopped liver either. And for those about to rock, All Metal Baby salutes you, Challah. Thank you very much.

Michael Kornbluth

Dragon Lungs Fires Back

At 10 my daughter has breast buds. Wife says, “She’s the last person in class to get them.” I say, “Then, why haven’t yours sprouted yet?”

Insult for my daughter to use on a mean girl bully in her class who calls herself Charlie Bear. Shut your bear trap Charlie, you commie bastard. Take the 1st shot, my friends and I will get the last lick in, and we will all go down together. Billy Joel lives, when the Lionshare of his greatest hits were considered lullaby music for eighties Republicans, Challah, thank you very much.

Son says, “Daddy, did you know 2022 is the year of the Tiger? ” I say, “I thought COVID vax patent owners and financiers of the made in Wuhan virus like Dr. Gnocchi and Bill Gates made it the year of the Four Eyed Snakes, my bad.” Challah, thank you very much.

Youngest son makes a dragon out of an egg carton during arts and crafts. I say, “Samuel, you’re too young to ask me why I called myself Dragon Lungs in college. Son says, “Because you were a blast off time moron long time, all the time in college, which is why it took you 5 years to graduate.” Challah, thank you very much.

Rachel Maddow is taking 2 weeks off from her show to block out the trauma of Chris Matthews harassing her yenta breath intern from Syosset, Long Island when he said, “Eating out Maddow, counts as your lunch break, babe.” Now, Rachel Maddow will be able to work on a new film documentary project directed by Ben Stiller called, “Cuomo, No I Don’t Want Jump Off My Own Bridge.” Challah, thank you very much.

Just to fuck with fair weather friends who couldn’t be bothered to acknowledge my text including a Grinding Out Greatness bit about Charlize Theron grinding off Anthony Mason’s dick off in the Woody Allen Movie Celebrity because they think I give a shit about their imposed measured indifference in relation to my surging mojo that keeps on rising, rising, I send a follow text paragraph that reads, “Magic Johnson caught palling around with Gavin Newsom at the Ram’s game isn’t the most flattering look since the governor is forcing vax shots on kids that cause more fertile issues than Magic’s gay son out of the womb. Forget the heart damage caused by these experimental vaccinations on kids who have been forced to become more emotionally jilted than Michael Jackson’s adopted kids on holiday in Bahrain. It’s not that I watch football anymore because I don’t endorse kneeling athletes who think it’s good look to kick Nazi destroyers in the nuts, again and again. But why the fuck would Magic Johnson be happy to pal around for the cameras with Gavin Newsome in the skybox? Metrosexual Getko has single handily turned the sunshine scurrying state into an abandoned tent city, sponsored by REI. Brentwood isn’t even considered safe for hairless Persian men to go cruising for Milo in town at a local Oxygen after Alex Jones has sucked down all the tanks for yelling at Fox News for not even reporting on the Canadian trucker caravan that has Trudeau running to Obama’s man cave in Martha’s Vineyard where he hides his secret stash of Almond Joy’s behind giant boxes of duct tape from Costco. Joan lives, Challah, thank you very much.

Did you know schools banned marking your tests with red marker? And we wonder why China gets away with biological warfare without batting an eye.

Son says, “Daddy, are you hoping the Groundhog shows his shadow, so we get 2 more weeks of winter?” I say, “Bill Murray will remain perpetually smug regardless, despite a puppet government installed with shadowy ties to China through Hunter Biden’s laptop since the day Democracy died. So, what difference does it make? Challah, Hillary Hammer Time Cankles, strikes again. Thank you very much.

Michael Kornbluth

New Rule Asshole

New Rule: Stop acting you’re on my side. If you think my kids should wear masks in schools like Michael Jackson’s adopted kids on holiday in Bahrain.

Stop acting you’re on my side. If you act like kids with COVID are a scarier health risk than backend entry into The Dallas Buyer’s Club.

Stop acting you’re on my side. If you voted for Mr. Groper to make hair sniffing great again.

Stop acting you’re on my side. If you think Thug Lives Matter most.

Stop acting you’re on my side. If you still listen to weird, weak, woke Howard Stern, who didn’t dare criticize Governor Cuomo when he was in power after writing a book on How to Kill Italian Grandma Without Throwing Off Her Off The Train, because Perm Head didn’t want to be banned from Jimmy Kimmel’s house for more 2 bite chicken parm dinners.

Stop acting you’re on my side. If you’re not grossly offended when demonic, Democrat hacks like Denture Breath Pelosi compare January 7 to 9/11 but are totally cool with Ellen DeGeneres professed friendship with W because she’s a fake news humanitarian who’s pro bush all the way.

Stop acting you’re on my side. If you blame the burning of food vendor trucks at Woodstock 99 on white rage but refuse to condemn ANTIFA for being fake news Punisher vigilantes in hoodies from Target who never outgrew their pyromania phase.

Stop acting you’re on my side. If you still watch the NBA, which makes ball gags made in China to ensure the Houston Rocket’s owner never tweets in favor of the Hong Protests again, which makes every day Yuhan paper trumps all day, especially since COVID made in Wuhan, was used to steal an election through mail-in voting, wreck our economy, gut our cities and destroy our children’s age of innocence more than any Dick Cheney move by Oliver Stone ever could.

Stop acting you’re on my side. If you don’t condemn Biden for being a lying piece of shit for lying about visiting the Tree of Life in Synagogue during the Jewish New Year in Pittsburgh. Despite the Rabbi who was there, claiming, “I’ve never met Joe Biden in my life. And I’m not going out of my way to hang out much at Ben & Jerry’s much these days either.”

Stop acting you’re on my side. If you don’t think Israel has a right to defend itself, after 5000 rockets are launched in its backyard, while only expecting to receive an Edible Gift Basket in Return with a thank you note written in Farsi.

Stop acting you’re on my side. If you’re still a degenerate, lying, beyond petulant, perpetually druggy scumbag who makes Hunter Biden come off as a serial slacker underachiever in comparison.

Stop acting you’re on my side. If you support sanctuary cities, which is legalized lawlessness on crack or have no problem with every day for the cops being standing down day since BLM made it kosher to shoot cops in Dallas without any image depreciation blowback.

Stop acting you’re on my side. If you wanted Kyle Rittenhouse to get anal AIDS in prison before getting beaten to death because the jury in Kenosha refused to let mob justice rule.

Stop acting you’re on my side. If you insult my intelligence like you’ve done for 5 years in a row and tell me with a straight face that you think Biden got more votes than Obama or Trump despite Mr. Groper’s campaign rallies not being big enough to fill out Ariel’s little clam shell bra’s.

Stop acting you’re on my side. If you believe our elderly deserved to die alone despite COVID having a 99 percent survival rate, when you’re a degenerate Jewish gambler who has no problem betting 5 large on the Jets against Tampa on a slow Thursday.

Stop acting you’re on my side. If you still watch Bill Maher after he wished for a recession to get Trump out of office but got COVID instead. The same Bill Maher, another self-serving, Obama licker protector like the rest. Who had no problem with Obama posting Israel’s classified nuclear program on Medium or nuke gifting Iran 150 billion to create overseas manufacturing jobs for Build a Bear to make their economy less reliant on the sale of chest hair removal cream for the Kardashians.

Stop acting you’re on my side. If you think you’re not blatantly pathetic for only now criticizing the news media for perpetuating the overblown COVID death counts because you’re feeling more courageous in admitting to your buyer’s remorse after SNL makes fun of Biden’s pedophile whisperer speech impediment after all these years.

Stop acting you’re on my side, if you think John Goodman is a good guy because he came out on Jimmy Kimmel to declare Rosanne isn’t a racist, after agreeing to the spin off the Conner’s based on a show and career she created for him in the 1st place because a brief part in Raising Arizona wasn’t the career launcher he imagined either.

Stop acting you’re on my side if you side with arrogant baby boomers who want Joe Rogan canceled for the crime of interviewing an infectious disease expert that knows Fuck Face Fauci personally, who fluffed the monkey with the banana driller used to create Aids with, in addition to Magic’s Johnson’s secret HIV suppressor stash.

Stop acting you’re on my side if you’re going to insist the entire world has gone mad all around, when it’s the crazed, just vaccinated Karen’s that have ruined dinner parties for the foreseeable future let alone a stroll to Target with your kids only to hear, “Wear the damn mask.” “Yeah, not until you suck the misinformation and hate speech out of my chosen schlong first Karen. Pretend Obama ordered you to leak it.”

Stop acting you’re on my side if you’re sick of COVID when you’re not a nurse forced to mask up for 2 years in a row who’s had to lose her job because she refused to get an experimental clot shot that’s weakening more immune systems than backend entry into the Dallas Buyer’s Club.

Stop acting you’re on my side. If you think you’re a man of the people, who’s not a guilty of endorsing mass murder, done dick to condemn evil and more than tolerated the lockdowns, and forced terminations of jobs for 2 years that’s lead to thousands of businesses destroyed, countless drug overdoses, numerous suicides and fucked up kids for life with future fertility issues and heart problems on the way for using our kids as fucking political pawns by pushing a clot shot drug on them to keep evil enshrouded scumbags like Gavin Newsome in power that has single handily destroyed my beautiful southern California of yesteryear in one slimy, sociopath ridden swoop.

Stop acting you’re on my side. You’re narrative about you being a good guy truth spreader after claiming anyone who offered alternative treatments to combat early bouts of COVID as conspiracy theorists like every blah breath hack deluded into thinking that intended silence shaming aside will shut us the fuck up knowing you’ve been the easily duped, rube hick who’s been breathlessly citing the Washington Post for the past 6 years in a row mongoloid moron.

Stop acting you’re on my side, when you have no problem with 2 million illegal immigrants infiltrating our border with COVID and more fentanyl made in China that’s killed more cracker in this country than Taylor Swift kicking with Lena Dunham on Instagram.

Stop acting you’re on my side, when you don’t have kids or give a shit about protecting the kids. All you care about is preserving your urban legends about George Floyd being the patron saint of resisting arrest, Obama Be Good doing more than rebranding ISIS, ISIL so they’d sound more start up friendly in the NY Times while claiming to be a good Jew when you don’t eat Kosher, perform Shabbat or demonize the UN for funding death tunnels to kidnap and kill Jewish children in the name of terrorist inclusivity.

Stop acting you’re on my side, when you don’t even shrug at the thought of kids being discriminated, segregated against and psychologically tortured because their parents don’t worship the cult of Obama Be Good or the Democratic lead rape enablement party nor are they dumb to subject their kids to experimental gene therapy for desired social acceptance among the enemies on the fake news elite left that ushered and continue to push the utter destruction of our kid’s youth, safety our inner cities and facade of the US government and our doctors as a whole caring about anything else besides self-enrichment and job preservation since the day democracy died.

You’re the enemy asshole, if you remain a stranger to self-awareness and all the evil you endorse, even if Bill Maher gave you permission to open your mouth otherwise from time to time because it’s socially convenient now to do so, you sell out hack.

Get banned from Twitter for insisting the Chinese have resisted Wuhan lab investigations more than AquaFresh 70 comedy records later and get back to me on what a crazy, hardcore thought leader you on are LinkedIn, asshole.

Michael Kornbluth