I thought porn ruined my imagination till I saw Thor: Love and Thunder with my 2 boys, Stud Alerts On The Loose. I refuse to send them packing for Junior High without a Lawyer on their person at all times to hand out pre-poundage consent forms before hammer time ensues. The director was quoted as saying, “Instead of watching Pornhub when I got home, I’d watch Guns and Roses videos.” And all he did was play their greatest hits during every fight scene. And ask Disney to cut Axl Rose a check for 80 million space bucks. Innovate or die, blow me. Disney’s got my back no matter what Alt Right Matters. Were openly grooming fluffers for Jedi Mind Trick Camp and you can’t do dick about it.
“Bear, Wookie, what’s the difference? You’re nuts about Jedi Mind Trick Camp. Now get pecking Robot Chicken. What happens on Dagobah stays on Dagobah. DeSantis won’t drain shit. If he only knew the power of the dark side. He’d have the FBI remove that bug out of his ass and exchange it for a Lexington Steel replica already. Don’t say gay, it’s happiest place on earth day.”
Gayer Than Thundercats, Challah. Thank you very much.
3rd grader hipster spawn reared on Lou Reed records in Park Slope, Brooklyn says, “Mr. Gay, I know beastality isn’t exclusive to gay teachers like yourself according to Dr. Kinsey’s book Sexual Behavior in the Human Male, whose hard data studies suggests how men’s sexual histories are gay, dull, or completely full of shit all together. But what I’m wondering about today is why aren’t Mooses getting top billing in Beastablity flicks over horses? And you thought Meatloaf being excluded in the Oscars 2022 Memoriam after 43 million records sold was a slap in the face. I went on Youtube thinking Northern Exposure was an independent film parody of Midnight Cowboy, directed by John Waters, about a Moose who flashes for money in Times Square movie houses in the seventies when Peter Frampton came alive all over your daughter’s face. Divine already ate shit in Pink Flamingo’s in 1972, so she he sporting antler regalia, while sporting a replica of a John Holmes moose link dick isn’t too far flung of a concept to wrap your head around is it Teach? Also did you know that antler growth is based on testosterone levels? Yeah, I’m not getting any sustained stiffage with Scarlett Johansen as the voice of Alexa who sounds like she’s between estrogen throat blocker treatments either.”
3rd Grade Teacher, Mr. Gay says, “Retirement can’t come soon enough. Lucky for me, Florida is flush with anti-aging clinics, grooming schools are us, not so much anymore, Disney’s new theme park attraction, Land Of 3rd Legged Beauties, excluded. Challah, 2 Live Crew lives, being funny enough naughty as I want to be, Challah! Thank you very much.