Fuck Face Fauci

Fuck Face Fauci says kids might not be able to safely return to school in the fall because a vaccine isn’t developed yet. Call me crazy, but I don’t see Bill Gates sweating it. What are Fuck Face Fauci’s accomplishments again? Besides being a head financier of the Wuhan Lab, China’s gimp in Armani, main new accelerator of Trump Derangement Syndrome, bat shit crazy, wet market conspiracist, Tiger King’s ass plug if he ever get’s out of the slammer through executive order by Trump, just for shits and giggles. After Trump ensures Tiger King makes amends and makes him a DEA agent to go under cover and bust every crystal meth kiddie porno ring throughout Nebraska and Oklahoma sooner than later.

Fuck Face Fauci doesn’t think our kids will be able to start school again in the Fall. Doesn’t this little Gnocchi realize the DOJ is unmasking all the Obama administration traitors who illegally spied on Trump’s campaign, framed his NSA advisor Flynn and have Durham on their tail with criminal indictments up the wazoo for lying about being. blissfully unaware about their bullshit Russian collusion investigation with less legs than Lieutenant Dan? Well, duh, he’s buying time for Obama to brush up on his native Kenyan.

Like Fuck Face Fauci gives a shit about the safety of children. He owns a pharma company with Bill Gates but Bill Gates’s Dad headed Planned Parenthood, responsible for the death of more ages of innocence than Rob Reiner’s open casting calls for Stand By Me.

I’ve done some homeschooling on my own, including today. But am I asking too much of my kids’ teacher to dress up for their morning message video? It’s not like they’re wearing no makeup, but the Velour jumpsuit is in poor taste and doesn’t scream, in it to win it, unless you’re the sloppy third Kardashian sister, who get’s away with it, but not really. Aren’t my kids teachers still getting paid in full? For posting a daily 2-minute message every morning, that’s normally them piggy backing off something trending on Twitter. Like what’s special about today? That’s right, it’s Star Wars Day. Twitter for elementary school teachers today is the new cliff notes.

No school for a year. Good, I’ll be able to write Do It All Dad Does Home Hebrew Schooling, teach my kids how to speak fluent Hebrew and leave open the possibility of me seducing an Israeli super model to make sure Mama remains on her best behavior.

Go ask China is racist? Did Trump ask the reporter to ask China why Jet Lee’s voice always sounds like he got kicked into he nuts one too many times by Lucy Lui?

These days, Bitcoin is worth less than Chelsea Handler’s tits sagging popularity.

Fuck face Fauci says it’s cavalier to think children are immune to the Corona Virus. Spoiled, whiny bitches like Chris Cuomo don’t count?

Got to love Bryan Adams freaking out on Instagram about Wet Markets for ruining his planned performance at Royal Albert Hall tonight, because he hasn’t had hit since Meg Ryan fucked up her face.

Also, any message on Instagram starting with, “It’s been great hanging out with my family, BUT”, means I’m not as Richard Marx sappy as you think.

Michael Kornbluth

Fuck Face Fauci

Fuck Face Fauci says kids might not be able to safely return to school in the fall because a vaccine isn’t developed yet. Call me crazy, but I don’t see Bill Gates sweating it. What are Fuck Face Fauci’s accomplishments again? Besides being a head financier of the Wuhan Lab, China’s gimp in Armani, main new accelerator of Trump Derangement Syndrome, bat shit crazy, wet market conspiracist, Tiger King’s ass plug if he ever get’s out of the slammer through executive order by Trump, just for shits and giggles. After Trump ensures Tiger King makes amends and makes him a DEA agent to go under cover and bust every crystal meth kiddie porno ring throughout Nebraska and Oklahoma sooner than later.

Fuck Face Fauci doesn’t think our kids will be able to start school again in the Fall. Doesn’t this little Gnocchi realize the DOJ is unmasking all the Obama administration traitors who illegally spied on Trump’s campaign, framed his NSA advisor Flynn and have Durham on their tail with criminal indictments up the wazoo for lying about being. blissfully unaware about their bullshit Russian collusion investigation with less legs than Lieutenant Dan? Well, duh, he’s buying time for Obama to brush up on his native Kenyan.

Like Fuck Face Fauci gives a shit about the safety of children. He owns a pharma company with Bill Gates but Bill Gates’s Dad headed Planned Parenthood, responsible for the death of more ages of innocence than Rob Reiner’s open casting calls for Stand By Me.

I’ve done some homeschooling on my own, including today. But am I asking too much of my kids’ teacher to dress up for their morning message video? It’s not like they’re wearing no makeup, but the Velour jumpsuit is in poor taste and doesn’t scream, in it to win it, unless you’re the sloppy third Kardashian sister, who get’s away with it, but not really. Aren’t my kids teachers still getting paid in full? For posting a daily 2-minute message every morning, that’s normally them piggy backing off something trending on Twitter. Like what’s special about today? That’s right, it’s Star Wars Day. Twitter for elementary school teachers today is the new cliff notes.

No school for a year. Good, I’ll be able to write Do It All Dad Does Home Hebrew Schooling, teach my kids how to speak fluent Hebrew and leave open the possibility of me seducing an Israeli super model to make sure Mama remains on her best behavior.

Go ask China is racist? Did Trump ask the reporter to ask China why Jet Lee’s voice always sounds like he got kicked into he nuts one too many times by Lucy Lui?

These days, Bitcoin is worth less than Chelsea Handler’s tits sagging popularity.

Fuck face Fauci says it’s cavalier to think children are immune to the Corona Virus. Spoiled, whiny bitches like Chris Cuomo don’t count?

Got to love Bryan Adams freaking out on Instagram about Wet Markets for ruining his planned performance at Royal Albert Hall tonight, because he hasn’t had hit since Meg Ryan fucked up her face.

Also, any message on Instagram starting with, “It’s been great hanging out with my family, BUT”, means I’m not as Richard Marx sappy as you think.

Michael Kornbluth

Climate Scientists Aren’t Role Models

How can I not believe in Climate Change? Because Al Gore’s speaking career has cooled considerably.

Daughter says, “But fracking is bad daddy. I say, “But it’s a clean energy source and fracking reduces our Co2 emissions. Daughter says, “So Neil Young is full of shit now?”

Fracking is bad. Doritos and 2 liters of Mountain Dew will make up for the low birthweights in our country in no time.

Aries, the God of War, wore his body armor for protection, even if the woodland nymph insisted she could make his HIV disappear like Magic Johnson.

Zeus called Aries the worst and most hateful of his children, but I’m not the one who suffers from Trump Derangement syndrome, which throws the entire astrological chart into question.

Obama pretending to care about the rule of law is like Trump swearing he’s allergic to high end trim.

Baby Boomer arrogance never dies. Just because they did Acid once and never jumped off a building in college, they think they can fly back east to visit their 3 grandchildren this summer because social distancing rules only apply to Salon owners who wouldn’t fuck Andrew Cuomo with Michelle Obama’s dick. Joan lives.

Trump’s handling of the Coronavirus. De-Blasio told millions of New Yorkers to ride the subways because a man made virus made in China is color blind.

I like the Christian Right now because they trigger my wife. Wife says, “All those protestors who want the economy open don’t believe in vaccines.” I say, “But you believe Carole Baskin killed her husband, so your share more in common than you think babe. Plus, all of Obama’s deep state puppets who orchestrated the illegal spy campaign against Trump are no longer immune from criminal prosecution since the DOJ ruled General Flynn was framed because he disapproved with Obama’s 150 billon dollar care package to Iran to make their economy less reliant on the sale of hair removal products for the Kardashians.

I’m sick of terms like community and socialization. Either you have friends or family members you miss hanging out with or not. If they never bookmarked your blog in the past, chances are mom isn’t going to care for your opinion about whether she should postpone her trip back east this summer to visit her 3 grandchildren, knowing she’s accustomed to spending most of it indoors in Arizona until late August anyway.

If your dad only mentions future events involving his grandchildren as stuff to look forward to, chances are he’s given up on you rubbing your elusive, long lasting success in his face eventually.

Has Obama posted any stoned looking videos, mumbling like a fake news deep bi-racial Bob Marely about making an Exodus to Kenya to jam in the name of Allah? Don’t shoot the messenger, aim your hate mail at Random House books for listing Kenya as his place of birth in his bio in Dreams of My Father.

The only thing CNN cares about is keeping the heat off their Chinese masters and promoting Virus death toll numbers to boost their anemic ratings and inflated, corrupted sense of self-worth.

Michael Rappaport still talks like he’s auditioning for Wigger Number 3 in the Jump Around Video.

I wish physical suffering on any actor or rocker, who wishes certain leaders get the Coronavirus just because they lie about not really meaning it like they’re suffering from Trump, Derangement, Tourettes Syndrome.

I really wish the Republicans today had a cooler comedic leader than Steven Crowder, who thinks making fun of gay people is the height of hilarity because their persona clashes with a man’s man, like Bubba because his daddy bought him a baseball team and he didn’t cross his legs in a F-16 or cry about painting maimed marines with PTS since he forced Colin Powell to sell any shell of integrity he once possessed.

I’m so over giving a shit about any stoner, druggie comic on the Joe Rogan Podcast. You do mushrooms and communicate with Aliens and make medicinal weed jokes, yay. But still think you’re more advanced than the current president whose never done a drug in his life, or care for Santana’s comment about his so called dark energy, because Trump doesn’t need to drop acid to see whose full of shit of Carlos, especially knowing Hillary Hammer Time Cankles is the best selling voodoo doll in Hatti, year after year. What was that killer premise again, Joe Rogan sucker off wannabe disciple? Deadheads only care about doing acid at shows and don’t care for the actual music because Dick Pick’s Volume 1 through 8000, just detail visuals and tracers dude? Smoke more weed Turtle, smoke more weed. Entourage lives.

Michael Kornbluth

The Sun Hog God

Once upon a time there was a Greek God named Feta Foot.

 

Every day Feta Foot ran toward the sun to maintain his golden hue.

 

One day, Feta Foot got 3rd degree burns, after Zeus removed his sun burn blocking powers because Aphrodite complained about him hogging up all the sun for himself.

 

Because of that Feta Foot didn’t leave his beach house until winter.

 

Because of that Feta Foot uses his time at home to write a Greek comedy about an Albino God who falls in love with getting laughs from Lady Laugh Muse because he can no longer rely on his tan good looks to impress all the pretty Greek Nymphs in town.

 

Until finally, Poseidon grants Feta Foot an all expense paid booze cruise around the Mediterranean, including all the Grappa you can you drink, if he promises to wear at least SPF 50 on the ship, or else he’ll catch fire since Zeus removed his all mighty shield protecting skin from killer sunburn for good.

 

The End

Michael Kornbluth

P.S My 6 year old son Art Show USA was my creative consultant

Why Jay Z Sat Out The National Anthem

Jay Z only urges his fans to get up and waive, sucking off his song’s honor.

He’s still depressed over Collin Kaepernick blowing off the NFL workout he negotiated on his behalf, so he could reveal his true fake news rehabilitation colors.

Black power is sitting on your ass with the flyest girl in the game, wearing your chain, pre fake news 13 years ago.

He wanted all the social media attention refocused on how it was his idea to put J’ Lo’s Puerto Rican privileged baby in a play fake cage.

Beyoncé sat in protest also because Demi Lovato looked and sounded too much like the white privileged version of Alabama Shakes.

To prove nobody puts Jigga in a corner.

A commercial about a cop who went to jail for shooting an innocent victim failed to give his spine an injection of any sustained stiffage in order to stand for the national anthem.

Obama told him, the lowest black unemployment numbers as a result of Trump’s reversing his failed economic policies wasn’t enough to make Michelle Obama proud of her country again.

Jay Z sat pissed because back in the VIP room, Jeff Ross busted his balls, saying, “Hey Jay, don’t you think child separation could be a good thing? I mean look how you turned out. Plus, if Coco never got separated from his parents, he never would’ve become a mini Los Lobos in the making.

Jay Z sat out the National Anthem because he’s still depressed, knowing opening up for Hillary Hammer Time Cankles rallies, failed to sell America on why Baby Boomer mom alcoholic knows best.

It was Beyoncé ‘s idea to sit out the National Anthem, prompting the Queen of England to shout at the Teli. “I thought Meghan Markle was a royal pain in the ass. Forsaking her royal duties because I wouldn’t support her making money off the royal name, hocking size 13 ballerina slippers worn by Princess Diana, only to be stretched beyond recognition by Michelle Obama on Ebay.” Joan lives

Michael Kornbluth