Dream Self-Defense Loophole

What could you say in the media’s defense for trying to outlaw self-defense while pushing to make Kyle Rittenhouse their foamed over sacrificial lamb in the process?

Let mob rule. But if Kyle Rittenhouse was Elliot Page, formerly known as Juno, the media would lionize this Eagle Scout, Sharp Shooter, as America’s Toxic Tomboy Avenger. Who’s the only one allowed to shoot ANTIFA’s diplomatic immunity up their ass by claiming they were begging for it and kept coming back for more.

The Toxic Tomboy Avenger could get away with jamming a plunger up the Black Panther’s ass for shits and giggles if she he wanted to. The following the day the NY Times prints th├Ęse headlines: Plunging Is The New Gerbiling.” “Give Forced Sodomy A Chance.” “Shitting Out Homophobia One Plunger At A Time.” “Flabbergasted Or Bug In Your Ass Free?”

Black Panther eventually acts in self-defense and swats the plunger up Toxic Tomboy’s Avenger’s ass before choking his attacker out with Diane Keaton’s tie from Annie Hall. Black Panter turns Kyle Rittenhouse white after the gay mafia bought off jury declares him guilty of premediated murder and aggressively active assault on an androgynous actor’s anus hole, formerly known as Juno in Dave Chappelle’s wildest pot powered dream.

The End

Michael Kornbluth

Let Mob Rule

“I did what I had to do to stop the person who was attacking me.”

Kyle Rittenhouse

Triggering Kyle Rittenhouse attackers over Zoom for Thanksgiving. Lord, thanks for not letting mob rule for a change, Amen.

Happy Veterans Day to all our vets who’ve been to hell and back, who all proclaimed in their hearts during the thick of the fight, we’d all go down together. That song gives me goose bumps every time, but not as much as sharing this Veterans Day special drawing with my mother from my beautiful artist son, who makes Old Glory tingle with American made love from sea to shining sea again. Mom texts back with, “I love it”, with 2 whopping exclamation points to follow. Kyle Rittenhouse would love it. Shit, he’d even text my son 3 AR-15 Emojis in his honor for honoring those true defenders of truth and justice. Those in power who let mob rule are fake news Good Samaritan Hippies at heart. But knowing is half the battle, yoh Joe. Sergeant Slaughter lives, challah, thank you very much.

Michael Kornbluth

Greatest Artist Son Ever

In honor of Veterans Day, I’ll school my kids today on why Generation Z sucks compared to Nazi killers and the likes of Jesse Owens, who ran Hitler’s master race theory into the ground without breaking a sweat over their triggered feelings of inferiority in the process, despite those ultra-efficient, Type A Aryan’s running like cranked up speed demons as if their state supplied crystal meth for Octoberfest was riding on it. 

Happy Veterans Day to all our vets who’ve been to hell and back, who all proclaimed in their hearts during the thick of the fight, we’d all go down together. That song makes me tear up every time, but not as much as sharing this pic with my mother from my beautiful artist son, who makes Old Glory tingle with American made love from sea to shining sea again, USA, USA, USA!

Pacifist The Kid

The new state motto for New York should be, The Nanny Nappy State.

According to Chris Rock, the worst thing about COVID is not being recognized in a mask. But how difficult is it to remain inconspicuous when you’re the only black person living in Montclair, New Jersey besides Mary J. Blige, according to Chris?

I don’t want my son to be friends with anybody whose mom calls her a child a self-professed pacifist. Like his mom gave him much of a fighting chance. After an entire playdate, I couldn’t tell if this long haired greaser hipster kid was an androgynous bar wench from Game of Thrones or a testosterone intolerant she-he transplant from Brooklyn like the rest. The kid look looked so strung out skinny, you’d think the mom’s umbilical chord’s only source of nutrition was time release Adderall.

How can ANTIFA be for vaccine mandates? A) ANTIFA strike me as it’s better to burn out than fade away Type A, arsonists types. B) If Antifa is anti-fascist, then why would they fight against anti-vaccine mandates protestors in Boston from Southie? Who weren’t fortunate enough to be Marky Mark’s weed dealer like Turtle from Entourage, before Dirk Diggler branched into rapping and modeling in Calvin Klein briefs on money shot billboards plastered throughout Times Square? C)ANTIFA against vaccine mandate protestors sounds like they’re pro oppression, pro suppression and pro enabling depression, for all the moms and dad’s forced out of work this Christmas, because the CDC recommends, means less to them than In Dr. Gnocchi We Trust. D) If ANTIFA wasn’t in favor of suppression, they’d protest for the opening of safe spaces for jerking it at work in a post #Meto world, to prematurely cleanse it’s woke handlers of any unwanted boner attention lawsuits on their hands.

Michael Kornbluth