Crypto For Kids

Explaining crypto to my kids.

Remember when Samuel blew 1 million dollars’ worth of energy drinks in Toca Boca on Arthur’s account with digital tokens he worked hard to amass. Now, imagine those digital tokens were worth one million dollars in real life. That’s what cryptocurrency is, it’s tokens used to buy stuff in Toca Boca in real life. Plus, cryptocurrency isn’t controlled by the one world new order, including the Rothchild’s family, who control the Federal Reserve and all the banks in the North Pole to. Big Mouth Moses lives, Challah. Thank you very much.

Michael Kornbluth

Educating 1st Graders On Dreidel

Anti-Semitism is so hot right now. So, I tell my son, “Arthur,  if you play a Dreidel game with your friends at school before winter break and it lands on Gimmel, put your non-Jewish friends at ease and explain, “Gimmel means, give me all your money because we own all the banks in the North Pole to.”

Michael Kornbluth