MOJO Rising Long Time

My Jewish father from the Bronx, shares more in common with Native American Indians than Elizabeth Warren. Members of his tribe, called my putzy prone Dad, Trips on Curbs. Which reminds me, they have have a Trump voiced GPS system now, that gives insult embedded directions, “Make a left for Mohegan Sun Casino, Elizabeth Warren’s home away from home.” 

Michael Kornbluth

 

 

 

The Busted Southern Belle

Ashley Judd isn’t a real victim of rape. Ooh, she refused to watch Harvey Weinstein shower himself down at The 4 Seasons. But she’s also from Kentucky and used to judging fat pigs at the County Fair. Kentucky is actually more mid west south, where finger food is considered anything that tastes like your cousin’s panties.

Michael Kornbluth