My son otherwise known as All Metal Baby who plays air guitar with his schmeckle spot, creates a fort out of our sofa cushions.
Any room in there for me?
I wish there was a shrinking machine around.
You only get one kid life.
How many morons are stuck in your head?
You’re bad at life moron Jewish son.
Be more like Tommy Lee.
Because your love life, is suck, suck, suck.
Don’t you have new jokes to write?
Or do you expect me to write all your material for you?
Shout at Hillary on your podcast for not offering spirit cooking coupons during Restaurant week.
And stop telling everybody how Hillary smiled at me during lunch with mama for restaurant week in Chappaqua.
Hillarry was just getting warmed up for desert.
Ok, that’s your joke, not mine. You’re only a medium suck Lucky Moron.
Lucky Moron love lives, Challah. Thank you very much