Best Friend Israel Never Had

When you broker a peace treaty between Israel and the United Arab of Emirates, dismantle the nuke timeout deal with Iran and move our embassy to Jerusalem, it makes President Trump more of a Hebrew Nationalist. But black Hebrews can’t be anti-Jew because they’re the real chosen people according to Nick Cannon. Plus, in Nick Cannon’s defense, he isn’t another self-hating Jew hire to manage the post woke editorial board for the New York Times.

 

Michael Kornbluth

Israel Isn’t Pushover Putzy, Sorry

Enough with Israeli aggression. If your sworn enemy, whose been hellbent on your total destruction since the dawn of time, starts to fire 800 rocket into your backyard. Don’t expect an Edible Arrangements gift basket in return, with a thank you note written in Farsi.

Michael Kornbluth

The Millennial Mouseketeer Generation

AOC claims Millennial Mouseketeers are willing to puncture more taboos than previous generations. For example, she compared our border detention facilities with centralized AC, to Nazi death camps. But the showers in Auschwitz, which AOC couldn’t be bothered to visit, were used for more than mere lice removal babe.

Michael Kornbluth