The NY Times Post Fake News Says

The NY Times post fake news says, full-time working parents today are more actively engaged with their children and spend more time teaching them than stay-at-home mothers did in the 1970s. So stay at home mothers during the seventies slept on the job from being slipped too many Quaaludes while dreaming of Bill Cosby’s family friendly sweaters? I don’t get it.

 

Michael Kornbluth

 

NY Times Post Fake News Says

The NY Times post fake news says, full-time working parents today are more actively engaged with their children and spend more time teaching them than stay-at-home mothers did in the 1970s. So stay at home mothers during the seventies slept on the job from being slipped too many Quaaludes while dreaming of Bill Cosby’s family friendly sweaters? I don’t get it.

 

Michael Kornbluth

 

 

The Great American Jew Novel On Sale

The Great American Jew Novel on audio only is on sale now.  Happy Father’s Day in advance to all. Thanks to everyone on WordPress who made this audio book become a dreamy reality.

All the best,

Michael Kornbluth

 

https://play.google.com/store/audiobooks/details/Michael_Kornbluth_The_Great_American_Jew_Novel?id=AQAAAEDs2QqZ9M

The Sun Hog God

Once upon a time there was a Greek God named Feta Foot.

 

Every day Feta Foot ran toward the sun to maintain his golden hue.

 

One day, Feta Foot got 3rd degree burns, after Zeus removed his sun burn blocking powers because Aphrodite complained about him hogging up all the sun for himself.

 

Because of that Feta Foot didn’t leave his beach house until winter.

 

Because of that Feta Foot uses his time at home to write a Greek comedy about an Albino God who falls in love with getting laughs from Lady Laugh Muse because he can no longer rely on his tan good looks to impress all the pretty Greek Nymphs in town.

 

Until finally, Poseidon grants Feta Foot an all expense paid booze cruise around the Mediterranean, including all the Grappa you can you drink, if he promises to wear at least SPF 50 on the ship, or else he’ll catch fire since Zeus removed his all mighty shield protecting skin from killer sunburn for good.

 

The End

Michael Kornbluth

P.S My 6 year old son Art Show USA was my creative consultant

Why Kids Love Back

 

Because you turn your bed into a 24/7 open milk bar. Which cures any potential abandonment issue scars.

Because you show interest in their stories and don’t space out on them every two seconds like a super stoned Dory.

Because you play with them come rain or shine. Thinking to yourself, I can’t believe they’re real or mine.

Because you reward their good behavior with fancy treats whenever they’ve been fuss free and don’t wiggle once in their seats.

Because you draw deal boards which make their imaginations run wild like a wide eyed, dream on, I can do anything consumed child.

Because you make them feel like the most important center of your universe instead of the reverse.

Because when you say I love you it doesn’t feel manufactured hoarse like you’re forcing the issue to avoid a divorce.

Because you make an Open Sesame Humus Bagel Sandwich with muenster to give their lunch options for summer camp more zest. Knowing Do It All Dad refuses to settle for second best.

Michael Kornbluth