The Relentless Optimist

What I love about President Trump the most, is his relentless optimism and over the top salesmanship. If Fuck Face Fauci told President Trump he contracted the HIV virus, because the Deep State pricked him with the virus in his sleep like they did to Easy E. The next morning at 530 AM still your President Trump would tweet, “Do I have I HIV? Yes, but my t-cell count numbers have never been stronger.”

Michael Kornbluth