Back To School is an oxymoron now. At Staples, the cashier asks me,”Would you be interested in a Staples Reward Card for back to school discounts?” I said, “2 days a week out of the house doesn’t feel like back to school to me, when your kids are going to be spending more time in bathrobes at home than Rodney ever did backstage at Dangerfield’s.
Michael Kornbluth
