Go Woke Yourself

What message is the NBA sending when they suspend an NBA Announcer for the Sacramento Kings who tweets, all lives matter, even the the ones who sport Tighty Whitey’s, Weber?  The King of the Persecution Complex Lebron James, doesn’t approve of this one love message, anti black supremacist message.

Trump deploys the National Guard to D.C and Ice Cube wonders whether Trump will be the first president to nuke a US city?  Call me crazy, but I think somebody is tripping from smoking too much angel dust homes.   Yeah, I’m sure Trump scrapped the nuke gifting deal to Iran to nuke Encino into the stone age instead.

Tear Gas used on looters, rioters, arsonists and cop killers are weapons of mass destruction now?  Trump sending tweets to De-Blasio encouraging him to use the National Guard aren’t working because he cares too much about his daughter maintaining her social justice street cred.

Blaming the police for escalating tension as our cities burn is like blaming Russians for Black Lives Matter MOLOTOV cocktails made with Stoli vodka.

Keith Ellison downplaying his son’s gushing, wholehearted endorsement of ANTIFA on Twitter after they become declared a terrorist organization. ANTIFA didn’t land on George Floyd’s neck.  Also, there’s no evidence ANTIFA is behind these violent protests. Everyone wears a mask now.

Police taking the knee with protesters is an admission of all cops still down with buying Nike jump suits no matter what.

Seth Rogan going off on all his Twitter followers for tweeting Black Lives Matter. It’s not my fault no black people are in my films besides the guy from Hot Tub Machine.  Kevin Heart was in one for a second, before he blew up past ever needing a handout from Judd Apatow ever again. I smoke weed. I hang with Snoop. You think Snoop’s brain hovers a notch below porn hood hell. Well, go woke yourself.

 

Michael Kornbluth

 

Unmasking Weird Weak Howard

Tyler Perry will be restarting production at his Atlanta studio in July. Resist this Hollywood, have fun being under lock down longer than Portia de Rossi.

If I could do it all over again, I would’ve hired a wise black grandma to replace my no-show Jewish Grandma for my wedding. All I had to do was a post an ad on Craig’s List, “Tyler Perry impersonators are welcome, but you must be comfortable performing in front of white audiences only.”

This is an impersonation of me instructing my son on how to avoid antisemitic backlash at school for whipping out the Dreidel at school during next Christmas season, “Arthur, if the Dreidel lands on Gimmel, don’t say give me all your money because we control the Federal Reserve and all the banks in the North Pole to.”

Trump supporter shaming is so hot right now. It worked so well the last time. Now, the Democrats are freeing rapists and pedophiles to register with Central Casting and offer more gift bags in hopes they’ll vote for Mr. Groper.

Howard Stern ‘s brain has gone to mush, and he can’t blame it on drug abuse, which is even more pathetic. Or maybe, he wasn’t too pointed deep in the 1st place, especially after dropping lines such as, “Trump had disdains for his voters, he’s really a star fucker at heart. What he loves his celebrities, not Joe the Plumber. You mean the same shallow, self-centered celebrities, who never pay for drinks, who for 3 years have been pretending to care about the safety and financial well being of their fellow Americans, 64 million branded racists in particular, because all they’ve done is shit on them ad nauseam, in the hope of trying to shame them into thinking they’re the racist, deplorable, sexist, pieces of shit they’ve become for acting like any opinion contrasting this fake news bullshit forced, maxed out narrative, is worthy of sedition despite their fake news Obama resistor disciple heroes and media mouthpiece lickers, being the real conning, perpetrators of corrupt, encouraged, divisive lawlessness, you dumb, perv protecting, China licking mooks.

Howard Stern hates Trump supporters for voting for Trump because the big bad, blond wolf has rendered weird, weak Howard, irrelevant. Not that Howard was even the King of Social media in the 1st place. But Howard has to give lip service to his ghoulish, tranny conjuring wife to ensure Jimmy Kimmel keeps inviting perm head over to his house for more 2 bite chicken parm dinners.

Trump has disdain for his voters. Then, why does still your president, work 17-hour days for free, when Melania’s around to role play with and throw on her Spies Like Us Mink hat in the nude whenever he likes?

I feel like such a hack for ever being enamored with weird, weak Howard. Knowing Collin Quinn would admit to listening to his show every day never helped. Yeah, yeah, we’ve heard you’re semi famous Collin, for mumbling pro Bush sentiment on Tough Crowd, during W’s never-ending war against Terror as long as radical Islamists kept fucking.

Weird, weak Howard Stern doesn’t hate Trump supporters, he hates how stupid they are for not siding with the party of Rape Wood, sanctuary cities and Hillary Hammer Time Cankles. And after all these years I thought Jackie the Joke Man was the most overpaid hack on the planet.

Side note, any self-admitted Republican gal, pre-Trump who takes offense at a Hillary Hammer Time Cankles reference, because they have “cankles to”, weren’t blessed with the chosen, funny Jew bone for a reason.

Memo to random Breitbart commentator, Christians name drop Jesus way more than your average loudmouth American Jew references his Jewish identity, and fuck you for insisting those proud Hebrews you do know in Ford country in Detroit allegedly, prefer to mind their business and just blend in like ham and cheese sandwiches at my kid’s elementary school, which never went out of style. Then again the ham and cheese sandwich never had a style.

I’m tired about hearing about what slave’s Hasidic woman are. They got Torah, huge families to lean on for company, including their fifty million kids, and Instant Pot cooker’s today to reduce their brisket cooking time by 8000 hours. Hindu’s have arranged marriages and didn’t Muhammad preach the practice of marrying kid wives? Knowing Muhammad’s follower’s fascination with virgins, you’d think the suicide bombing killing ones, ascending up to Allah’s virgin heaven allegedly, had enough blood on their hands already.

The enemy is the virus. I thought it was the army of the east who intentionally walled off Wuhan but allowed all outgoing flights to Milan because of their essential silk robe selling business.

Enough with scapegoating China. If they’re as pure as snow, then why is China resisting investigations into their handling of the Coronavirus more than Aquafresh?

Where’s Eminem these days? He doesn’t have any more Trump Nazi raps to share? Despite Trump lifting the lifetime ban on Jewish membership after he bought Mar-A-Lago, Slim on Facts Shady.

Michael Kornbluth

Pretend Original Provocateurs

Tyler Perry will be restarting production at his Atlanta studio in July. Resist this Hollywood, have fun being under lock down longer than Portia de Rossi.

If I could do it all over again, I would’ve hired a wise black grandma to replace my no-show Jewish Grandma for my wedding. All I had to do was a post an ad on Craig’s List, “Tyler Perry impersonators are welcome, but you must be comfortable performing in front of white audiences only.”

This is an impersonation of me instructing my son on how to avoid antisemitic backlash at school for whipping out the Dreidel at school during next Christmas season, “Arthur, if the Dreidel lands on Gimmel, don’t say give me all your money because we control the Federal Reserve and all the banks in the North Pole to.”

Trump supporter shaming is so hot right now. It worked so well the last time. Now, the Democrats are freeing rapists and pedophiles to register with Central Casting and offer more gift bags in hopes they’ll vote for Mr. Groper.

Howard Stern ‘s brain has gone to mush, and he can’t blame it on drug abuse, which is even more pathetic. Or maybe, he wasn’t too pointed deep in the 1st place, especially after dropping lines such as, “Trump had disdains for his voters, he’s really a star fucker at heart. What he loves his celebrities, not Joe the Plumber. You mean the same shallow, self-centered celebrities, who never pay for drinks, who for 3 years have been pretending to care about the safety and financial well being of their fellow Americans, 64 million branded racists in particular, because all they’ve done is shit on them ad nauseam, in the hope of trying to shame them into thinking they’re the racist, deplorable, sexist, pieces of shit they’ve become for acting like any opinion contrasting this fake news bullshit forced, maxed out narrative, is worthy of sedition despite their fake news Obama resistor disciple heroes and media mouthpiece lickers, being the real conning, perpetrators of corrupt, encouraged, divisive lawlessness, you dumb, perv protecting, China licking mooks.

Howard Stern hates Trump supporters for voting for Trump because the big bad, blond wolf has rendered weird, weak Howard, irrelevant. Not that Howard was even the King of Social media in the 1st place. But Howard has to give lip service to his ghoulish, tranny conjuring wife to ensure Jimmy Kimmel keeps inviting perm head over to his house for more 2 bite chicken parm dinners.

Trump has disdain for his voters. Then, why does still your president, work 17-hour days for free, when Melania’s around to role play with and throw on her Spies Like Us Mink hat in the nude whenever he likes?

I feel like such a hack for ever being enamored with weird, weak Howard. Knowing Collin Quinn would admit to listening to his show every day never helped. Yeah, yeah, we’ve heard you’re semi famous Collin, for mumbling pro Bush sentiment on Tough Crowd, during W’s never-ending war against Terror as long as radical Islamists kept fucking.

Weird, weak Howard Stern doesn’t hate Trump supporters, he hates how stupid they are for not siding with the party of Rape Wood, sanctuary cities and Hillary Hammer Time Cankles. And after all these years I thought Jackie the Joke Man was the most overpaid hack on the planet.

Side note, any self-admitted Republican gal, pre-Trump who takes offense at a Hillary Hammer Time Cankles reference, because they have “cankles to”, weren’t blessed with the chosen, funny Jew bone for a reason.

Memo to random Breitbart commentator, Christians name drop Jesus way more than your average loudmouth American Jew references his Jewish identity, and fuck you for insisting those proud Hebrews you do know in Ford country in Detroit allegedly, prefer to mind their business and just blend in like ham and cheese sandwiches at my kid’s elementary school, which never went out of style. Then again the ham and cheese sandwich never had a style.

I’m tired about hearing about what slave’s Hasidic woman are. They got Torah, huge families to lean on for company, including their fifty million kids, and Instant Pot cooker’s today to reduce their brisket cooking time by 8000 hours. Hindu’s have arranged marriages and didn’t Muhammad preach the practice of marrying kid wives? Knowing Muhammad’s follower’s fascination with virgins, you’d think the suicide bombing killing ones, ascending up to Allah’s virgin heaven allegedly, had enough blood on their hands already.

The enemy is the virus. I thought it was the army of the east who intentionally walled off Wuhan but allowed all outgoing flights to Milan because of their essential silk robe selling business.

Enough with scapegoating China. If they’re as pure as snow, then why is China resisting investigations into their handling of the Coronavirus more than Aquafresh?

Where’s Eminem these days? He doesn’t have any more Trump Nazi raps to share? Despite Trump lifting the lifetime ban on Jewish membership after he bought Mar-A-Lago, Slim on Facts Shady.

The Coronavirus Birthday Special

Enough with Trump’s name on the checks. His name has been all over fucking New York City forever, pre-smart phones, 9/11 and Magic making HIV disappear. Stop acting like this a radical new departure from the past already.

Biden can’t remember the name of the #coronavirus or recall the year 9/11 happened. But Obama endorsed him because he was stoned watching Weekend at Bernies with Colin Kaepernick thinking, the CIA is pulling his strings anyway. We got this no matter what.

Everything is made in China, ventilators, the #coronavirus, Hunter Biden’s cocaine slush fund. But Trump should be impeached for questioning the source of those sketchy ties. Hunter thought he was getting paid to sell a new borscht sports energy drink.

 

Trump should put his name on all the body bags Leslie Jones? Yeah, 1st, you’re so not Wanda Sykes, so strop straining. 2nd, Obama let Chinese made fentanyl kill more crackers than Taylor Swift kicking it with Lena Dunham on Instagram. You better recognize.

 

Any hack celeb or politician who blames dead fathers, brothers, sisters and daughters on the big bad blond wolf versus blaming the Chinese who mislead the world about the #cornoravirus are batshit crazy pieces of shit. Their careers belong in body bags.

 

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Batshit Nancy

My mom insists she’ll be coming back to NY to see her 3 grandchildren back east in June. Hold on Mom, are you telling me Dad is annoying you at home that much? To just throw caution to the wind and say, “Fuck it, Trump’s going to win anyway.”

Trump took insufficient action denture breath Pelosi? When he issued a travel ban on China, you were too busy stocking up on Chunky Monkey, you China slobbering whore. James Corden has more self-respect in the mirror than you bat shit crazy bitch.
Where were these genius Scientists calling fake news bullshit on China for claiming the #cornoravirusus wasn’t contagious through human transmission? Let me guess, sucking off the fart fumes of Obama’s legacy of sucking off atheist hero Stephen Hawking.
What #cornoravirus warnings did Trump ignore again? Wasn’t it Bird Brain DelBlasio while fumling with his chopsticks in Chinatown who told New Yorkers to get a grip? Even a showy putz like Ed Koch could hold on to chopsticks for the cameras.

Learned from my wife about Bill and Hillary dropping off Pizzas at her hospital during the #CornavirusOutbreak. No sushi, Hammer Time Cankles? With your pay to play charity foundation kaput, it’s hard to play the elitist Robin Hood of Westchester County, huh?
Everything with the Democrats today is life and death. Under Obama’s so called leadership, ISIS ran wild and he nuke gifted Iran 150 billion on his way out the door. But Biden being chummy with #coronachina should put American’s security concerns at ease.

Siding with China is siding with the Nazi’s, Bloomberg, CNN and every piece of shit US senator who blames the 10,000 deaths of my fellow New Yorkers so far on Trump’s racist travel bans, shipped hospital beds and pushed for financial relief checks, you feckless cunts.
Blaming Trump for the #CoronavirusOutbreak is like blaming Warren Beatty for giving Aids to the Monkeys.

Fuck anyone whose collecting a paycheck from home, reduced or not. Getting to spend quality, bonding time with their kids, who still bitch about “civic duty” to their so called friends, who must hustle outside the home to pay their rent, you ungrateful cunt breaths.

Michael Kornbluth

Do It All Dad Does Manhattan

Jerry Seinfeld just auctioned off one of his vintage Porsches for charity. I hope half those proceeds went to Larry’s kids.

Is it me or does Robert Dinero on the View these days, look like Betsy Ross falling apart at the seams?

If Google doesn’t manipulate search results, then why is harder to find positive mentions of Trump on Google than finding a film blogger on Rotten Tomatoes who called the Irishman underrated?

Facebook has made Baby Boomer the laziest grandparent generation of all time. Lifting a finger is liking a picture on Facebook.

Kendrick Lamer won the Pulitzer Prize because Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize for rebranding ISIS, ISIL, so they’d sound more start up friendly in the NY Times.

Why is Radical Islam so into deflowering virgins? Doesn’t Radical Islam have enough blood on their hands already?

One kid only means your diaphragm is for walls after all.

3 unplanned kids later, I never mastered the art of the pump fake. I’m scared of getting a vasectomy because I don’t want my ball sack to feel like Edward Scissorhands face.

Did you know there is a Planned Parenthood in the middle of NYU? You’d think sticking to anal, fellatio or the morning after pill wasn’t beyond Freshman orientation comprehension yet? So much for NYU raising the requirements since Debra Messing got in.

Planned Parenthood is in the sex ed book business now like the graphic sex book In case You’re Curious for sexually confused hipster spawn reared on Lou Reed Records.

I went to Ithaca college myself, otherwise known as Cornell’s retarded next-door neighbor. But I could spoke strong Tompkins County outdoor and stutter every other 2 seconds because I was in distinguished Roy H. Park School of Communications.

CEO of Disney Bob Iger went to Ithaca. This is Oprah trying to talk him into running for President. You’ll defend your decision to fire Roseanne, despite Valarie Jarret, the main author the nuke gifting Iran deal being Obama’s live in Arabian Horse Whisperer.

I should’ve subbed my whiny, no show Jewish Grandma for a wise Black Grandma at my wedding. Post an ad on Craig’s List, Tyler Perry impersonators are welcome. Must be comfortable performing in front of white audiences only.

How does Farrakhan celebrate Holocaust remembrance Day? Bombard Benjamin Netanyahu Twitter Feed with termite emojis from dawn till night? Hashtag, But Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansen are alright.

This is me preparing my son on how to avoid any anti-Semitic backlash at school before winter break this year. So, when you play dreidel with your non-Jewish classmates, don’t say Gimmel means give me all your money because we control the Federal Reserve and all the banks in the North Pole to.

When my daughter was only 2 and can only string 2 words together. We’d do a routine at the bodega in Astoria. I’d say, Matilda what did Tyson Chandler give the Knicks. And she’d say, boopkus, Dada, boopkus.

God didn’t give me 3 unplanned kids to have a panic over it, although my daughter gave me fits of despair this question barely out of the womb. So, Dada, if God created the universe, who created God. Um, God went back in time in a Time Machine made my Elon Musk. Real Convincing Dad. Thanks for making me an Atheist at 4.

I freaked out during a Christmas party when my daughter was only 3 because my wife’s friend got my daughter a pair of fairy wings. I told her friend, “Get the fairy wings off my daughter now. Knowing mama’s side trance background, she looks like an overdose at the Limelight waiting to happen.

Side note, fuck China. Chinese made Fentanyl has killed more crackers in this country than Lena Dunham kicking with Taylor Swift on Instagram.

The first concert I took my daughter to see was a Grateful Dead days after her 2nd birthday. Daughter points at a dinged-up hippie sucking down a nitrous balloon and says birthday. I say, no Matilda, burn out day.

This is Ziggy Marley being interviewed by High Times Magazine. Your dad Bob at 5 kids. I thought ganja drained your life blaster dry. Fake news man.

Took my daughter to see Billy Joel at MSG for her 5th birthday. Mom freaks out, saying make sure my granddaughter wears earplugs. I tell her, relax mom. I’m taking her to see Metallica. Plus, Billy Joel music still sounds like rocking lullaby music for eighties republicans.

Her younger brother suffers motor mouth disease like her dad. At Pre-K they got concerned about his ability to make friends because he’s hard to understand. I told my son. Like Dale Carnegie says in How to Win Friends and Influence people. Fake an interest in other people as long as humanly possible.

I also told him he’s not leaving the house for Junior high unless his backpack is stuffed with pre-poundage consent forms.

How do you solve sexual harassment at work today? Only hire a remove work force. And start every Skype meeting with. Raise your hands up I where I can see them.

My youngest boy Samuel, Chosen Curls was bound to woo. Some random Italian grandma will stop him at Stop and Shop and says. When you get older, you’ll have 3 girlfriends to juggle. I say. No offense lady, but James Woods had this kid’s face. Your estimates wouldn’t be so conservative.

Despite my mom converting, my dad never allowed my mom a Christmas Tree, insisting, son Jews don’t buy Christmas Trees, unless they convert into a tree house and flip it for a profit.

My mom is originally from Kentucky, which is more like Midwest south. Where finger food is anything that tastes like your cousin’s panties. Growing my mom says, son Kentucky is known for 2 things, horses and pretty woman. And I respond with, mom keep your sundress on before you tell me Dad is hung like Seabiscuit.

Has Minnesota rep, Baby Face Omar, acknowledged the anniversary of Amy Winehouse’s death as something happened? To a horn hiding, Benjamin hording, oppressive imperialist, who exploited the great, Palestinian Song Book for all it was worth.

And enough with Israeli aggression. If you fire 700 rockets into Israel’s backyard Hamas. Don’t expect an edible gift basket in return with a thank you note written in Farsi.

If I see Transgender father’s day trend on Twitter one more time, I’m breaking my chic filet strike for good. Either you’re an involved father or you’re not Nipple Tits. Also, feeling shafted shouldn’t be a new experience in your life either.

This if Jefferey Tambour in his trailer after learning one of his Trans Co-star pissed on his toilet seat. Real lady like, now get out of my trailer. You butchy bitch, hey now.

Did you know the majority of Americans think Obama was a better President than Lincoln yet I don’t see George Washington giving Iran 150 billion dollars for overseas manufacturing jobs for Build a Bear, to make their economy less reliant on the sale of hair removal products for the Kardashians.

Kim Kardashian is studying to become a Criminal Justice Lawyer. Criminal Justice Lawyers are so hot right now.

Bruce Jenner wasn’t asexual married to Kris Jenner. But I bet Bruce back then stayed harder longer after he got his wife Kris cut her hair, looking more like a dolled-up Ralph Macchio.

Kris Jenner hates all the attention Caitlyn Jenner steals away from her because of her tits sagging popularity.

Memo to displaced hipster who can’t afford to live in Manhattan or Brooklyn anymore. Stop, saying Queens is hot, it’s not. Compared to Manhattan and Brooklyn, Queens is the sloppy 3rd Kardashian sister. The extra greasy one, who’s easy to pound at 3 in the morning like a lamb gyro in Astoria.

Ban ICE, makes sense don’t you think New York? Because homeland security was so Weapons of Mass Destruction years.

Did you know in New York City you can be fined 250 thousand dollars for using dehumanizing language on an illegal alien such as, No speak English.” Whose translating these insults for Juan exactly? Now, in New York City, an illegal alien can get a driver license to vote and a hate speech translator to bankrupt Apu, in a bodega in Flushing.

I wish LaVar Ball was sub coach dad growing up because he’s made sure I lost my virginity before my younger brother did. So, I’d feel like a bigger baller inside and stop prancing down the court on my tippy toes, looking like I was in high heels instead of high tops, yelling from the sideline. “We’re trying to sell Baller Wear son, not Jimmy Choo’s.”

LaVar Ball as my sub coach dad would throw me house parties for games of spin the bottle at home and only invite stuck Jenny from the Block. He yells in Stuck Up Jenny’s ear. The Yoo-hoo Bottle doesn’t spin itself bitch.

Russell Simmons off the record with Oprah. Oprah read my lisp. I didn’t rape any of those vengeful, over the hill hoes.

Who told Samuel Jackson it was cool to start dressing like Spike Lee’s Grandma? Who identifies as a jazz critic descendant of Sony Rollins in Tyler Perry’s new film, the Uppity Cunt.

Have they taken down the Rocky statue yet? Because it promotes white supremacy.

Bill Burr says, he doesn’t see anybody beating Trump in 2020. That’s like saying, Louie will never have to wait to do an impromptu set at the Comedy Cellar, wearing nothing but sunglasses, a trench coat and Sarah Silverman’s hoody to wipe up with.

Did you know Woody Allen used to stuff his top sock drawer with naked polaroids of his nine-year adopted daughter Soon Yi. The only thing missing was a picture of her on Time Life Magazine.

I did love Woody Allen’s last film, about some a super old dude who bangs some underage girl, it was a prequel, called, Crimes and Misdemeanors the early years.

If Ronan Farrow is really Frank Sinatra’s son, not Woody Allen’s. Then, why hasn’t paid off a goon to knock Woody Allen on his ass yet. But hanging out with Jefferey Epstein is good luck though. Granted, Woody Allen isn’t known for advertising pedo installation artwork like the Podesta brothers, which is enough to make Marilyn Manson blush

Our state of the union is like Stephen Colbert’s handle on funny these days, shaky. Too bad Bill O’Reily is no longer important enough to impersonate. At least, Bill O’ Reilly gave Colbert, gravitas.

Jimmy Fallon’s writers hate because when he tried to rub his hair off on the Tonight Show, a real skinhead didn’t emerge.

Make Nazi Germany great again wasn’t his campaign slogan Michael Rappaport. Too bad, Louie can’t write you another annoying NY asshole to play in such convincing fashion.

Did you know Lena Dunham was Hillary Hammer Time Cankles, social media manager? Only Lena Dunham could Huma Licker Breath, less likable and relatable in one blubbery swoop.

In related news, Kevin Durant chose to sign with the Brooklyn net because he wanted to be the voice of the millennial musketeer generation.

Hillary giving a speech on cybersecurity is like Kevin Durant getting paid for a speech on how to combat online bullying.

Hillary claims Trump is obsessed with her because he’s an illegitimate president. I thought Hillary Hammer Time Cankles lost at becoming President twice, because she’s an unhuggable cunt, alcoholic deplorable, who failed to sell 64 million branded racists, on why baby boomer mom knows best, my bad.

Harvey Weinstein is now an officially convicted rapist. His wife left him before the jury verdict to focus on her lifetime battle with amnesia.

Still, Ashley Judd isn’t a real victim of rape. Ooh, she balked at watching Harvey shower himself down in his 5-star suite at the 4 Seasons. Granted, Ashley Judd being from Kentucky, has plenty of experience judging fat pigs at the country fair.

I also don’t believe Kristaps Porzingis was guilty of trying the neighbor in his apartment complex, the day her tore his ACL. First, going strong to hole isn’t KP’s forte. Last, Harvey Weinstein isn’t trying to rape Wonder woman, played by Gal Gadot on only one good leg.

Imagine Thanksgiving at the Obama’s this year. Malia, you barely touched your Tofurky. Daddy, all my woke friends at school don’t understand why you let me intern for Harvey Weinstein. Obama replies. Michelle was your chaperon on set. And that fat Jew couldn’t pin down Michelle if he tried. Can I get holla for more than fair Obama blast for ages Challah?

Also, if Michelle Obama were run for President to become the closer to finish off Bernie Sanders. What would her campaign slogan be? Obama’s 5 O Clock Shadow part 2. Joan lives.

They say, woman’s soccer gold medalist, Megan Rapinoe might even run for President. What would her campaign slogan be? Obama bring back the L Word to Netflix. You’re only hope.

In related news, the Ellen show is looking for Digital Marketing Manager according to LinkedIn. What are the must have skills for the role? Besides, being pro Bush.

Did you know Mayor Bill DeBlasio’s wife was a full-blown Park Slope lesbo when they met? But we’re supposed to believe Garlic Breath converted her? Big Bird eats pizza with a fork and knife. So, do you really see putz face burying his beak into her bean pie with such sloppy abandon? It sounds like a plausible theory to digest.

This is me discussing Aids with my 9-year-old daughter prematurely. President Trump used his profits from the Wollman Rink in Central Park for Aids gay groups. Daughter asks. What’s Aids Daddy? I say. A reason to become a lesbian. You can take a licking and keep on ticking.

What I love about President Trump besides making ball busting great again, is his relentless optimism and over the top salesmanship. If President Trump, still your president got diagnosed with HIV today. He’d tweet the next morning. Do I have HIV? Yes, but my t-cell count numbers have never been stronger.

Resist this.

Thank you.

Michael Kornbluth