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Chapter 3 Weird Weak Howard Attack
Chapter 3 Weird, Weak Howard Attack
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A Stolen Suicide Note Is Better Than None
Historic Landslide Coming
The only thing historic about Obama is his refusal to honor the White House of traditions past because they’re culturally biased I’m assuming, by continuing to run his mouth about how President Trump winning an election fair and square is an attack on Democracy, despite his administration being caught illegally spying on Trump’s campaign in 2016 because he’s slipping, falling and can’t shut up.
mMichael Kornbluth
The Insult GPS Comedian
My Trump voiced GPS always takes me to a happier place. Turn far left for Turning Stone Casino, Elizabeth Warren’s home away from home.
Michael Kornbluth
Boomer Grandparents Chilling The Most
If grandparents on both sides, average a whopping 1 week a year with their grandchildren during the summertime, 3 grandchildren later, with no stated planned plans to spend whole weeks with them in the future otherwise, like planning cruises with them when they can afford it. Then, it’s safe to say they’re not suffering from separation anxiety. My mother in law’s forced, dumb, dumb sounding, sprinkling of Ukrainian isn’t putting her grandchildren at ease away from her parents either.
Michael Kornbluth
Baby Boomers Resist Quarantines To
Wife asks, “Why are your parents not quarantining themselves at their cottage in NY after flying in from Arizona last week?” I say, “Because my mom is convinced Trump is going to win again anyway, so what the fuck? Plus, even my resister boomer parents, respect Bill De Blasio’s authority less than Trump supporters respect polling numbers, since the NY Times predicted Hillary Hammer Time Cankles would waltz into the White House with the assistance of an Iron Lung, despite 64 million branded racists voting different, proving baby boomer mom doesn’t know best. The Drunken Deplorable Druid must have deleted that memo to.
Michael Kornbluth
Stoner Buds
Why would Tucker Carlson name his book of essays, Ship of Fools? It’s a Grateful Dead song from Mars Hotel. Doesn’t Tucker have one pot head friend left from Boarding School since he started working for Fox News?
Michael Kornbluth
Cooling On The Knicks Ex-Golden Child
I don’t like Jeremy Lin anymore because he’s a fake news Christian. If he was so concerned with spreading the light, then take a stand, and don’t play for the Beijing Ducks, asshole. I’m positive LaVar Ball could start his new tweener league with Lin as the semi-deplorable star in JR Smith’s eyes. It’s not as if Jeremy Lin is hurting for cash. I’m also calling Jeremy Lin a fake news Christian, because claiming you wanted to play for the Knicks after Linsanity no matter what, is bullshit because I wouldn’t after JR Smith bitched about the golden child hogging the bike lane all for himself. But what really burned me about Jeremy Lin’s interview with the NY Post was the total lack of provocative questions such as, “Do you really believe Obama was a baller at basketball, knowing he rode the bench at an all Asian private school in Hawaii?” or, “Despite Melo’s career resurgence in Portland, do you think he should be the new commercial spokesperson for Tampax Tampons, because he’s responsible for stopping so much flowage?” Last, “Do you think Conan being demoted to TBS makes him feel like a resounding winner inside, knowing NBC deemed him too eccentric, nerdy for the Tonight Show’s taste in addition to NBC just being fake news bullshit in bed with China now like the rest, TNT included?”
Michael Kornbluth
