Joe Biden calling the Democratic Party a unifying force is like calling the Clinton Foundation a charity for others. And Julia Louis Dreyfus could’ve been Joan Rivers if she stuck to Stand Up. While were at it, let’s accuse President Trump of being a non discriminatory horn dog like Bill, whose allergic to high end trim. Next, still your President Trump through 2024, will give the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Bette Midler for her contribution to making Drag Queen Reading Hour great again, inspiring Drag Queens to show their faces in public during broad daylight under incredibly unforgiving fluorescent library lights, knowing, they don’t look as flattering without wearing such heavy makeup. If President Trump feels more generous than usual, he’ll invite the Chipmunk Chucker from Golden State and the rest his family to the White House for his post inauguration winning ball, after he wins the popular vote and the electoral this time, to prove that Ray Allen light, in the clutch department to, should’ve left his fake news persecuted existence, being a son of NBA royalty back in San Francisco, where Janis got out when the getting was good. So cry, cry baby.
The NBA Store allowed the sale of these social justice righting messages on NBA jersey’s such as, “Burn Jews”, “Cancel Israel and “Kill Cops”. But they finally allowed the inclusion of “Free Hong Kong” on a throwback Bill Walton Trailblazer, which still won’t make overrated trolls like Patton Oswalt love this game more than his Punisher comic book collection but pretentious over the hill, hipster hobbits isn’t the target demographic for the NBA today anyway.
When he played for the Knicks, there’s no way KP tried to rape his neighbor the day he tore his ACL. First, going strong to the hole isn’t KP’s forte. Last, do you think Harvey Weinstein would try to rape Gal Gadot on one good leg?
I don’t like Jeremy Lin anymore because he’s a fake news Christian. If he was so concerned with spreading the light, then take a stand, and don’t play for the Beijing Ducks, asshole. I’m positive LaVar Ball could start his new tweener league with Lin as the semi-deplorable star in JR Smith’s eyes. It’s not as if Jeremy Lin is hurting for cash. I’m also calling Jeremy Lin a fake news Christian, because claiming you wanted to play for the Knicks after Linsanity no matter what, is bullshit because I wouldn’t after JR Smith bitched about the golden child hogging the bike lane all for himself. But what really burned me about Jeremy Lin’s interview with the NY Post was the total lack of provocative questions such as, “Do you really believe Obama was a baller at basketball, knowing he rode the bench at an all Asian private school in Hawaii?” or, “Despite Melo’s career resurgence in Portland, do you think he should be the new commercial spokesperson for Tampax Tampons, because he’s responsible for stopping so much flowage?” Last, “Do you think Conan being demoted to TBS makes him feel like a resounding winner inside, knowing NBC deemed him too eccentric, nerdy for the Tonight Show’s taste in addition to NBC just being fake news bullshit in bed with China now like the rest, TNT included?”
Just Kneel Already
Looting Ain’t A Thing
Ice Cube’s Freaking Out Day
Really Funny People and Seth Rogan
Not My President, David Stern
Cancel Alexa Bezos
Dreams Of Monument Sharing With Ave
From Doo Rags To Riches
All Lives Matter Is The N Word
The Greatest Cleavage Formation Of All
Georgetown apologized for slavery. Why not apologize for something it had control over? Like forcing Allen Iverson to practice balancing a checkbook, for Mo Money Management, from Doo-Rags To Riches.
Imagine J.J Redick wearing an All Lives Matter on his NBA jersey this year? If he manages to get home after a Pelicans game in one piece. His wife says, “It’s never too late for me to use this coupon for the Dollar Shave Club, if you don’t want to give them the pleasure of cutting you first. I’d also lose the tats and the alt right comb over look on top.
Kneeling isn’t about the flag, you’re right. It’s about kicking Nazi destroyers in the nuts. So Farrakhan can hail Hitler as a “great man” and call Jews the spawn of Satan from sea to shining sea in the land of the free and home of the brave, without sweating Spike Lee’s loss of enthusiasm for perpetuating the lie of all Hymie demonizing members of the Muslim brotherhood being very fine people.
Kneeling is spitting on Vets graves. Vets who are men of color, especially during Vietnam, who bled the same color as Biggie, Ron Kovic, even Hunter Biden, AKA, Sir Snort A Lot, assuming, he got a vicious nose bleed, from bad coke in some townie bar in Wilmington, Delaware, hearing last call from the bathroom stall.
Pro athletes in the sixties during Vietnam, couldn’t retire at 32 like Penny Hardaway but instead were forced to sell home owners insurance for All State for a living during the off-season, before ANTIFA attack premiums for homes with Trump 2020 flags went through the roof.
Kneeling isn’t about the flag. You’re right Steve Kerr. It’s about your own warped opinion on so call racial discrimination injustice, because getting paid guaranteed money in the NBA is so oppressive. Even if your guaranteed 100 million dollar contract leads to you you being a number pick bust like Greg Oden. Because spending more time posting dick picks, than working on your post moves down low, opting to flop it around like you just don’t care, is more oppressive than foot binding or those same Geisha’s walking out the knots on top of Greg Oden’s stress free back to add flowing extension to a reliable hook shot that never got off the ground either.
The flag is just a fake news patriotic prop, Pop. Tell that to a paratrooper in the 101st Airborne Division, known as Jimi Hendrix. Whose soul tantalizing, rendition of the Star Spangled Banner, blew your mind and sent shivers down your spine, making me proud to be an American, like when Whitney’s voice pierced through the clouds of Star Spangled Heaven.