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Tag: Obama
Historic Landslide Coming
The only thing historic about Obama is his refusal to honor the White House of traditions past because they’re culturally biased I’m assuming, by continuing to run his mouth about how President Trump winning an election fair and square is an attack on Democracy, despite his administration being caught illegally spying on Trump’s campaign in 2016 because he’s slipping, falling and can’t shut up.
mMichael Kornbluth
Obama Bust Blues
For 8 years, you never heard anyone blurt out at the Post Office, “I love Obama.” Comedy Central executives felt the same way when they resigned Trevor Noah for the foreseeable future.
Michael Kornbluth
Who Trusts Iran?
Obama’s the one into Hitler. He wishes he was that organized. Exterminating all of his nosy critics who questioned the staying power of Iran’s promised nuke building timeout deal, would be a gas.
Michael Kornbluth
Different Strokes For Harvard Folks
Younger brother says, “I’ll try to make it there by 5. Jane has some serious grading to do.” I say, “Is she grooming the new Obama?” If so, his college records will be sealed anyway. So, what difference does it make?”
Michael Kornbluth
Dreams of Monument Sharing With Abe
Obama on Mount Rushmore proves what? Kenyan lives matter most. Iran still laughed it’s way to the bank regardless. In post woke times, only fake news talent rises to the top.
Teddy Roosevelt founded the Rough Riders yet I don’t hear anyone bitching from the Teddy Roosevelt estate about DMX being guilty of cultural appropriation and thuggin up the Rough Rider brand for all it was worth.
Teddy Roosevelt gave us our national park system. Obama gave us Trevor Noah. For 8 years, you never heard anyone profess out loud with passionate, sincere feeling, I love Obama. Comedy Central executives felt the same way, when they resigned Trevor Noah for the foreseeable future.
Why should Obama Be Good, be on Mount Rushmore again? For rebranding ISIS, ISIL? So, ISIS would sound more start up friendly in the NY Times? That’s an Obama Accomplishment for you, superior to Abe making the The Emancipation Proclamation and bed sharing with Frederick Douglass in the Lincoln Bedroom to celebrate, while Mary Todd slept off her white privilege on her Louis the 14th reading couch for a change.
Michael Kornbluth
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