My Millennial Mouseketeer Generation

INT. PIZZERIA
Do It All Dad
Do you think Durant will go down as the most tragic victim of cyberbullying of all time? Playing for Brooklyn, in Lena Dunham country would be such a KD move. He thinks he’s the voice for the Millennial Mouseketeer generation.
Pizza Manager laughs long time.

Since when should I give a shit about what Andre Iguodala says about anything? He was a sixth man on the most loaded guard team of all time, who came up big. So did Robert Horry, but I’m not clamoring for his book on his blah brained personality either.

If Michael Jackson were alive, what would his defense be? All the Beatles royalties points in the world, can’t buy me love.

“Fake News” and “Hate Speech” is how Trump won Google? I thought it was because more than half of America really hated Hillary Hammer Time Cankles. Happy doodling.

Leaked Google docs label Jordan Peterson a Nazi. I just thought he was anal about using the most exacting language possible to describe group think enslaved Twitter Twats addicted to latching on to fake news moralist grandstanding.

Google Exec defending herself on Medium for stating Google nation’s hurt feelings for Huma Licker Breath losing. We can’t let this happen again. We’ve got Chinese overlords on our Board of Directors to answer to. I think Marco Rubio is hot.

Dice and Roseanne are launching a Mr. and Mrs. America Comedy Tour. This is Dice.

Ivanka wanted Motely Crue to play at her dad’s inauguration because of Tommy Lee’s snake in his pants. Jared pleas. My Hebrew Hammer can’t compete Dad.

Trump has ties to Russia, duh. Most mail order bride owners do. Oh, would I love to give Melania a bang, Michelle Obama naked, meat bag boner gone.

Why do Trump and Melania sleep in separate beds? Does Donald need put his meat bag on ice from breaking off his joy stick in Melania’s muff mitt or what?

For the record, Valerie Jarret does live with Obama. She did author the nuke gifting Iran deal. So double down Roseanne and insist that horse faced wench Valerie Jarret is Obama’s Arabian Horse Whisperer on Fox News. I’d bang you again without the lights on.

Roseanne, how did you get so bangable all of a sudden? Is it your tan jugs, the blond highlights or the thought of you turning Tom Arnold into a fat, resistor, lesbian?

They still show Cosby show ads on TV land after commercials for Ambien in heavy rotation. But Roseanne’s show got canceled for a tweet, that makes sense.

The woman’s march on Washington. All I saw was a whole lot of Rosie’s sporting a whole lot of chin’s. I also thought. Talk about spreading your pussy hat supply thin.

Did you see the eye patch on Madonna? Did Jose Canseco drop a hot load in her eye for old times sake?

How blown up does Madonna’s snatch look by now? I bet it looks like it camel toed on to a landmine in the occupied territory. Oh, I can’t take no more.

INT. HOME
Plumber
My wife still likes Hillary also. Maybe, your book can convince her otherwise.
Do It All Dad
It can make your sex life above average again.

Am I the only person who doesn’t give a shit about sanctioning the Foreign Minister of Iran? Iran has less good will in the bank than Suge Knight. I want Kerry thrown in cuffs while wind surfing in the Cape this summer for sedition now.

Memo to Nicholas Kristof: Obama solved the nuclear crisis by nuke gifting Iran 150 billion, and putting the kibosh on Hezbollah money laundering, drug sting ring, because he didn’t want to disrupt his precious deal at the last sec? Got it, Mullah lover you.

Obama was seen on a boat in Italy with George Clooney. It wasn’t a banana boat float like the one Melo was on with Chris Paul & Lebron. Still, how does Obama not feel like second banana in this instance? At least Clooney did something of merit to win a prize.

Andy Richter, you know the unfunny, fat toad designed to make Conan come off as magnanimous? Yeah, so that hack accuses all evangelicals as “full of shit” for supporting Trump. Thank God you have a career in show biz at all, you dumpy, drollish, zero stage presence, parasite. Your boss wrote for the Simpsons with twenty-five other writers. We got it.

Isn’t there an unwritten man code that says barber shall not touch your fucking eyebrows in the midst of a beard trim unless specified? Even if I’m a unibrow Siamese twin who could use some personalized hubba, hubba, winkle for my own flirtation game.

Do It All Dad putting his foot down.
I can’t handle Colby asking you to write something in his yearbook. You belong to me and your two brothers for the indefinite future. I’m happy for you.
Younger brother blurts. I’m not happy for you.

When your wife voices concerns, about rat infestations and drowning of your kids because of your own doing. You don’t regret voicing concerns of your wife boring your kids to death in your debt book without your steadying presence around as much.

Michael Kornbluth

Hillary Knows Cybersecurity

Picking Hillary Clinton as the keynote speaker for a Cybersecurity Summit is like Shawn Kemp teaching a seminar on pulling out in a parody of Tom Cruise from Magnolia by the Duplass Brothers.
But seriously, why is Hillary Clinton getting paid to give a speech at the Cybersecurity Summit via Skye next door to her comprised, yet quaint server farm in her Chappaqua home? Was the CEO of Sony too consumed with assuring Kevin Hart they wouldn’t shortchange him and pay him to plug his movies to his Twitter followers.

Hillary Clinton speaking at a Cybersecurity summit is like R Kelly getting paid to babysit the latest Kardashian out of the womb.

Will Hillary be giving a seminar on how to throw off FBI investigators looking into emailing Top Secret intel to dummy non-work email addresses like yourmamaobama@gmail.com?

Hilary giving a speech on Cybersecurity is like hiring Kevin Durant as the keynote speaker on how drain out the noise of Cyberbullying.

Who decides to pay Hillary Clinton to give a speech on Cybersecurity exactly? Did the CEO of Norton Anti-Virus feel he owed her for failing to block out Anthony Weiner’s personal dick pick posing stash from the feds?

What was the Cybersecurity roundtable thinking, allowing Hillary Hammer Time Cankles to be a featured speaker their summit? Only Charlie Sheen whiffed more at the AVN Adult Entertainment expo.
Paying good money to hear Queen Hillary give you a dissertation on password protection is like peeing money away on a golden shower based Russian dossier with less legs than Lieutenant Dan.

How is Hillary a respected authority on Cybersecurity again? I thought only Lorne Michaels gave paid host spots to Seth Myers in the form of participation trophies for coming across as a forgettable, humorless, blood draining boring stiff on SNL.

Michael Kornbluth

 

 

 

Shameless Debut Book Plug

Controlling our kids with comedy can make our kids great again, my behaved, super sweet, fuss free kids as a whole are living proof of it.

 

I’d like to think my WordPress followers would’ve developed a heightened interest in devouring a copy already.

 

Thanks again, for making the process of writing this book an interactive, less lonely one.

 

Below is my first universal book link to Barnes, Kobo, Apple, Amazon, you name it, thanks to Draft 2 Digital.

books2read.com/u/mKEjVv

 

Michael Kornbluth

Jimmy Fallon’s Writers Hate

Jimmy Fallon’s writers hate him because he didn’t rub Trump’s hair off, so a real-life skin head would emerge.

 

Brody Stevens tragic death, Hollywood Reporter? Joan Rivers getting knocked off for outing you know who was a tragic death. Also, can we stop glamorizing suicide for one second? Then again, I’d want to kill myself if my eulogy in the Hollywood Reporter was prefaced with, for A listers like Sarah Silverman. You know the real authority on maturity, knowing she still rips bingers in her hoodie into her late forties.  Why doesn’t the Hollywood Reporter put a spotlight on how most stand-up comedians aren’t lighting rods of conversation off stage because they’re not too warm hearted, giving humanitarians in the first place?  I hate to highlight Mein Kemp highlighting Bukowski, but he did refer to writers as a whole, at least the good ones as, “selfish, awful people, who save their best selves for the page.” I think you can say the same thing for Brody Stevens, assuming he wasn’t always dying up there at the Laugh Factory on Sunset Blvd. I do recall him on Jeff Ross’s roast show once and making a comment about using kettle bells. Sarah could use some core crazy normalizing these days.

Also, the Jewish rape doctor bit Sarah did back in the day on the Larry Sanders show, was written by someone else and her old show on Comedy Central sucked donkey dick after the pilot. Sarah Silverman gives new meaning to being heralded for making half-ass, half hearted, half-smile inducing comedy,  borderline shock jock humorish material, funny post her performance on the Pamela Anderson roast. Great look though, still defending Obama Sarah. Iran totally respected their time out from nuke building because your savoir gave them 150 billion for overseas manufacturing jobs for Build A Bear,to make the economy less reliant on the sale of hair removal products for your busted slinky bush alone babe.

Jon Snow going to a fancy rehab center in CT for 75 grand a month ruins everything. He was supposed to be the more Alpha Dog Orlando Bloom yet now you get the impression he’d startle easy from a cutting stare from Gordan Ramsey on Master Chef, celebrity edition, fake knights of the roundtable. For his take on Dothraki Lamb burgers. Ramsey yells.

“This burger taste like burnt villagers Jon Snow. Plus, the Dothraki would skull fuck you on the spot for infusing their burgers with rosemary, garlic aioli. Dothraki’s are never confused with shishy bitches like yourself John, no offense.”

 

Memo to AOC.

Our border Detention Centers have central AC, which is more than I have, let alone starving orphans in death camps in Auschwitz. Without smart phones, kicks and orange soda stained XL Jams, Miss Yorktown Heights, which is greener than your freezer at campaign headquarters, to puff down with Snoop on 420. Whose brain hovers a notch above porn hood hell.

Michael Kornbluth

 

 

Filling Out My Own Father’s Day Card

Daddy, what’s an anti-oxidant?

Bitter foods supposed to play a prevent defense on disease attacks explaining why Kale pesto has become a thing now.

Bitter bile from the NY Times only accelerates Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Brainstorming color schemes with my wife for our home entrance way.

What about rose red?

Wife says. It feels juvenile to me.

I reply. What does losing your virginity to Crash Into Me by Dave Matthews have to do with it?

Speech opener for my brother’s August wedding. God has given my brother more second shots than George Steinbrenner offered Steve Howe.

My Dad Wrote A Porno has gotten 150 million downloads.

But it’s a porno that takes place in England, gross.

Unless JK Rowling is getting titty blasted by Guy Ritchie, I’m not interested, in her snatch shots that is.

Hope Hicks is so hot, John Cryer wouldn’t cry if he walked into her dressing room at CBS by mistake, with Chuck Lorre wearing his finest platform shoes from the 70’s show for her dream cameo in the Big Bang Theory as a MAGA Bot sex doll come to life.

Jonah Goldberg so wants insult king praise from Scott Adams. Not that I give a shit about Scott Adam’s zero laugh out loud generating prose or ugly cartoons. But to insinuate Trump is anything less than a master insult slayer is jealous dumb.

EXT. Lakeside Field Club
Mom
Field Club equals gentiles.
Do It All Dad
Your Jewish friends are so wonderful?
Besides Nancy, because she’s more into inspirational leaders like Trump than empty, sociopaths pantsuits like Hillary.

EXT. Lakeside Field Club
Mom
Field Club equals gentiles.
Do It All Dad
Your Jewish friends are so wonderful?
They still subscribe to the NY Times.
Also, you didn’t call me on my birthday from Israel. So, stop acting so high and mighty.

EXT. Lakeside Field Club
Mom
Field Club equals gentiles.
Do It All Dad
Your Jewish friends are so wonderful?
All you do is bitch how Joan thinks buying second hand cloths is beneath her, which you find galling because she’s from the Bronx. Would you say the same thing about Ellen Barkin?Obviously banging Ron Perlman for the money wasn’t beneath her.

INT. HOME
Wife
You filled out the Father’s Day card I never had to time to fill out for you. As long as your pleased with yourself.
Do It All Dad
What a kind of do it all dad would I be if I didn’t fill out a Father’s Day card in my honor? Plus, you’re always telling me how I’m the writer in the relationship, not you.

Michael Kornbluth

Boyish Boring

INT. BAR
Brother
Matilda’s not playing any group sports?
Do It All Dad
Are you questioning my parenting sport?
Colby chants her name in class, when she hits homers in wiffle ball and he’s the best athlete in class. You better recognize.

INT. BAR
Brother
Matilda’s not playing any group sports?
Do It All Dad
Are you questioning my parenting sport?
25 years of blow and booze and now you blame your stomach issues on being lactose intolerant? You’re a performance coach because?

INT. BAR
Brother
Matilda’s not playing any group sports?
Do It All Dad
Are you questioning my parenting sport?
Matilda doesn’t prance down the court on her tippy toes. Looking like she’s sporting high heels instead of high tops like I did.

INT. BAR
Brother
Matilda’s not playing any group sports?
Do It All Dad
Are you questioning my parenting sport?
I had her clearing 5 stairwell stairs at 4. Now, she’s breaking school high jump records in the 3rd grade, jerkoff.

INT. BAR
Brother
Matilda’s not playing any group sports?
Do It All Dad
Are you questioning my parenting sport?
Again, she already broke the school high jump record in the 2nd grade. You blow through eight balls in record time.

INT. BAR
Brother
Matilda’s not playing any group sports?
Do It All Dad
Are you questioning my parenting sport?
She just finds most traditional team sports boyish boring. You know like Mom with the Knicks.

INT. BAR
Brother
Matilda’s not playing any group sports?
Do It All Dad
Are you questioning my parenting sport?
Matilda already has her own home run dance. She signs her autograph with the tip of her Wiffle Bat every time she goes yard.

INT. BAR
Brother
Matilda’s not playing any group sports?
Do It All Dad
Are you questioning my parenting sport?
Matilda already as one more belt in Kung Fu than our entire immediate family combined.

INT. BAR
Brother
Matilda’s not playing any group sports?
Do It All Dad
Are you questioning my parenting sport?
Matilda can already do a perfect cart wheel, which is more than I can say for mama’s off balance, half formed monstrosity.

INT. BAR
Brother
Matilda’s not playing any group sports?
Do It All Dad
Are you questioning my parenting sport?
She’s not clamoring to play softball yet because she prefers to play wiffle ball with me instead, her exact words actually.

INT. BAR
Brother
Matilda’s not playing any group sports?
Do It All Dad
Are you questioning my parenting sport?
Matilda kisses her guns as she makes the monkey bars her bitch again and again. You’re such a waste of breath.

INT. BAR
Brother
Matilda’s not playing any group sports?
Do It All Dad
Are you questioning my parenting sport?
Dad sent you to an all Catholic boarding school full of Division One hockey players who threw pennies at you during Mass. But I’m the clueless dad coach over here.

INT. BAR
Brother
Matilda’s not playing any group sports?
Do It All Dad
Are you questioning my parenting sport?
Have you molded a girl who teachers want to clone to ensure their lives are fuss free forevermore?

INT. BAR
Brother
Matilda’s not playing any group sports?
Do It All Dad
Are you questioning my parenting sport?
She can throw a perfect spiral and your life is constantly spiraling out of control. Given up gambling again Ace?

INT. BAR
Brother
Matilda’s not playing any group sports?
Do It All Dad
Are you questioning my parenting sport?
You get all your opinions on life from analogies on sports radio. Collin Herd is an overrated, boring twerp. Stephen A, he isn’t.

INT. BAR
Brother
Matilda’s not playing any group sports?
Do It All Dad
Are you questioning my parenting sport?
Joan Rivers didn’t play ball either. But I’m sure Hugh Jackman will perform at your funeral sendoff.

Michael Kornbluth

Southern Accents Dreaming

INT. POST OFFICE
Mail Man
Why do you think Sarah Sanders left?
Do It All Dad
I think she just needed to unplug from Twitter, deweed her garden and troll Michelle’s Wolf with Dirty Sanchez emoji’s on Cinco De Mayo for shits and giggles.

INT. POST OFFICE
Mail Man
Why do you think Sanders left?
Do It All Dad
She knew Ivanka would fight for paid maternity leave on her behalf.

INT. POST OFFICE
Mail Man
Why do you think Sanders left?
Do It All Dad
To give her husband a big time mooch for holding down the chicken coup without her.

INT. POST OFFICE
Mail Man
Why do you think Sanders left?
Do It All Dad
Better grit selection down south despite the gentrification of brunch spots in our nation’s capital.

INT. POST OFFICE
Mail Man
Why do you think Sanders left?
Do It All Dad
She wanted to give her own children the baroness treatment.

INT. POST OFFICE
Mail Man
Why do you think Sanders left?
Do It All Dad
Laura Ingraham’s claiming Dennis Hopper’s performance was overrated in Hoosiers, insisting he stick to dropping acid, rubbed her the wrong way.

INT. POST OFFICE
Mail Man
Why do you think Sanders left?
Do It All Dad
She got tired of taking off her heels every time Don Junior entered the room.

INT. POST OFFICE
Mail Man
Why do you think Sanders left?
Do It All Dad
She wasn’t thrilled with her kids getting into soap operas on Telemundo with the help behind her back.

INT. POST OFFICE
Mail Man
Why do you think Sanders left?
Do It All Dad
Three kids at once are harder to please than two woman in a three way, when you suck at multi-tasking.

INT. POST OFFICE
Mail Man
Why do you think Sanders left?
Do It All Dad
Shelter from hate stares at Soul Cycle on K Street.

INT. POST OFFICE
Mail Man
Why do you think Sanders left?
Do It All Dad
Kellyanne Conway is worse off.
I don’t see her rushing home to get smooshed by George in the sack.

INT. POST OFFICE
Mail Man
Why do you think Sanders left?
Do It All Dad
Tip off Ice Agents to Michelle’s Wolf’s house in the Hollywood Hills, next time she’s in the mood for a Dirty Sanchez.

INT. POST OFFICE
Mail Man
Why do you think Sanders left?
Do It All Dad
Can you blame her for wanting to take the summer off in Arkansas with her kids? Only fried shrimps summer in the Hamptons. I’d be southern accents dreaming to.

Michael Kornbluth

Who Still Likes Hillary?

Who still likes Hillary? She either steals fine china or breaks it without ever footing the bill. Too bad you can’t blame lying, crooked, homemaker shamer behavior on anti-Islam videos.

My brother refusing to condemn Kobe.
His movie made me see a different side.
He called himself the Mamba to embrace his bad boy attack instinct.
Raping the girl was a power move like Harvey Hair Clumps Weinstein at Sundance.

INT. Grocery Store
Worker
Love the flag trunks.
Do It All Dad
I thought they’d give my resistor mother coughing fits of despair like Hillary on election night.

INT. GROCERY STORE
Worker
Would your son like some stickers?
Do It All Dad
That’s like Lebron not liking selfies.

Worker laughs long time.

INT. HOUSE
Do It All Dad
Ugh, you’re calling your father to wish him a happy Father’s Day.

You really think a bare minimum display of affection on your part, one hour before he falls asleep on the Lazy Boy will send his endorphins higher?

Wife says. My mom got you a mask for Father’s Day.

I learn later my mother-in-law didn’t buy me a mud mask treatment from Spa Hunters.com but made a mass prayer on my behalf.

Chances are, she didn’t ask Jesus to forgive her for force feeding communion on my children.

What good impression did my mom think she was making when announcing on repeated occasions how this was the 1st time seeing her granddaughter’s school in three year in rapid succession?

What happened? My son came out as a Trumpian.

Ben Shapiro destroys what? My tolerance for Republican talking heads who try so hard to give the impression they were smarter, funnier and popular than Trump was in Military Academy. His grating voice is like an RA Chelsea.

INT. HOME
Do It All Dad
I’m up to more than 3500 downloads on the podcast.
Brother
Really?
Do It All Dad
I’m just making numbers up to impress my non-demographic. But I’m glad you think all Trump supporters aren’t any less mentally strained than you are.

INT. CAR
Brother
No white people live here.
Do It All Dad
Would an MS-13 member as my neighbor put you more at ease bro? But where you live in Scarsdale Village sparkles with diverse jewels of divinity, jerkoff.

INT. HOME
Do It All Dad
I’m getting a pedicure for Father’s Day.
Mom
Can you convince Dad to get one?
Do It All Dad
The man insists on grilling anemic, burnt Kosher steaks to prove his manhood when my wife makes Snapper Francese.

INT. HOME
Do It All Dad
My mom got me a book 1001 songs to hear before you die for #FathersDay.
Wife
It means you’re dead to her since you came out as pro Trumpian.
Do It All Dad
I got that message when she told me to become a garbageman. Shoot for shit is her motto in my honor.

I tell my kids a story about Neil Young hitting a school bully to the ground with a dictionary.

Mom says. I think it’s better to fight back with words.

I say.

But threatening to draft articles of impeachment still gives off the impression Odoyle rules.

What positive response did my mother expect to engender from my daughter’s 2nd grade teachers, after admitting this is the 1st time she’s seen her school ever?

Teacher replies.

Thank God for Facebook. Your after school activity is more CNN then.

I tell my kids a story about Neil Young hitting a school bully to the ground with a dictionary.

Mom says. I think it’s better to fight back with words.

I say.

But threatening to impeach Odoyle from the school cafeteria doesn’t get the job done ma.

I tell my kids a story about Neil Young hitting a school bully to to the ground with a dictionary.

Mom says. I think it’s better to fight back with words.

I say.

But threatening to impeach Odoyle from the school cafeteria doesn’t pack the same whallop mom.

INT. HOUSE
Do It All Dad
Ugh, you’re calling your father to wish him a happy Father’s Day.
He made you wrap your own Bjork box set for Christmas.

How much of a loving humanitarian can he be?

Providing no Christmas surprise magic whatsoever.

I push for my mom to get a tour of my daughter’s elementary school.

She says. This is my 1st time seeing her school in 3 years.

Why would you admit that?

Even Hillary made it out to Michigan to dine in Mario Batali’s lakeside retreat once.

INT. HOUSE
Do It All Dad
Ugh, you’re calling your father to wish him a happy Father’s Day. How is that possible living with your mother? Did you ship your dad a duller set of steak knives for Father’s Day, in case your mom starting throwing them at him again?

I push for my mom to get a tour of my daughter’s elementary school. She says to multiple teachers. This is my 1st time seeing her school in 3 years.

I’m thinking. Sound more nonchalant about it mom.

You’re worse than Hillary.

INT. HOME
Do It All Dad
I’m up to more than 3500 downloads on the podcast.
Brother
Really?
Do It All Dad
Do you want to see a screenshot of my stats like a pic of ANTIFA vandalizing a Military Recruitment Office on Google images?

My brother being my brother.

Why did mom only plan a visit back to east to spend time with your kids?

Because the world doesn’t revolve around your no talent, dumb mook mopings.

EXT. SUSHI RESTAURANT
Kids throw rocks.
Do It All Dad
No more rock throwing.
What is this Palestinian Appreciation Day?

Busty, hot MILF smoking cigarettes on the curb laughs long time.

INT. HOME
Daughter
I saw a guy in a dress at the coffee shop.
Do Trans have beards to? Because his presentation as a woman looked pretty half ass to me.
Do It All Dad
He identifies with unemployed circus freaks like daddy.

This is my Father’s Day not ending so hot.

I say. So, I’ll get a blow job for Father’s Day next year?

Wife replies.

But you never go down on me.

I say. But mine tastes better and Blondie is tastier than most.

Michael Kornbluth

Talking My Brother Out Of Marriage

Mom thinks I’ve had it easy because I married Natalia at 32 and been an on again, off again, she male house wife since.

But mom pushed marriage on me to conceal my fruitier side.

 

You already dumped a fiancé once week before your wedding.

So following through, with marrying your second fiancé in three years won’t uproot your bad karma contamination, rotting your soul.

 

Plus, you’re a pagan hedonist worshiper like Bill Maher. So you don’t believe in the holy union of marriage, when you worship your nose candy whims more than blowing your last shot at earning bad karma reversal points in your favor.

1 kid only means, your fiance is for walls after all.
She’s a fake news, open borders globalist. Just want to make sure you know what you’re marrying into.

Don’t act like you can’t find another girl your age with HPV in New York City before vaccinations went viral.

Don’t be a victim of cyber bullying like Kevin Durant.

All you see on Facebook is friends baby pics, married Baby Boomer selfies and Trump is racist memes. Because he takes Dennis Rodman’s calls.

 

What annoys you now, will only get worse.

And then, you stop smoking weed.

And your tolerance for being called edgy because your wife does nothing spectacular to honor your book release becomes dramatically less.

Mom thinks you’re getting married because you don’t want to be alone.

I thought it was because of your incessant need for special attention based on your driving selfie picks on Facebook alone.

Talking my brother out of marriage.

How will you explain your wife’s anxiety disorder to your daughter?

Mommy is like Kevin Love but never got to pick a stronger supporting cast to play with.

 

Getting married at 39 gives me the sense, if you waited this long, you’re heart was into marriage in the first place like talks of you only having one kid which sounds twice as ridiculous.

If being a slut in a straight jacket doesn’t sound like the end of the world for you.

Mom thinks your love for Jane can grow like James Earl Jones arranged wife did in Coming To America.  But she was Nubian royalty and beamed ivory white teeth compared to Jane.

Do you want the extent of your sex life to be jerk off time after forcing your wife to bed early like Dad?

Granted, Dad never graduated past Topless Tudors on Showtime After Dark but still.

Actually, my world will still revolve around my wife and three kids. So what difference does it make?

Michael Kornbluth

 

 

Books on Fatherhood Blow Until Now

God didn’t give me three kids to have a panic attack over it.

Controlling My Kids With Comedy, A Love Story is now available on Amazon for the ideal Father’s Day gift to make your father feel inferior to your favorite blog on WordPress.

I love you all, for making this book a reality. Many chapters you’ve read already on this site. I couldn’t have written the book without you.  Thanks for all the steady doses of encouragement along the way.

Do It All Dad Does Jokes comes out July 4th, 2019. But this beautiful bad boy will hold you over until then.

Michael Kornbluth

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