Attack Of The Chickenhead Clones

Unless John Legend is telling me how to tune out his scrunchie face wife, by rehearsing the sounding patterns of certain moonlight sonatas in my head while reading about her by mistake online again, I’m not interested in whatever he has to say next about anything. But thanks for the guided meditation tip on how tune out chickenhead chatter in general Legend.  If you’ve decided to knock your wife up for kid number 4, you’re the subject matter expert king of chickenhead noise cancellation, come rain or shine.

Michael Kornbluth

Chapter 10 Burning Mask Party

The Killerset 

Masks Are The New Condoms

Not Wear The Mask Iron Lungs

The Italian Reptilian Inside

Our Post Plagued Universe

It’s A Failed Photo-Op In Chinatown

The Worst Beard Mayor Of All Time

No 9/11 Light Memorial For You

Pro Near Abortion Tales