The Rape Enablement Party

George Floyd’s family demanding police reform in the White House.

“27 million is chump change after taxes Joe. Can I call you Joe? Mr. President sounds too imperialistic for my taste. Why don’t you call the the IRS right now and order them to exempt the Floyd family from having to pay state tax on our court settlement money. I don’t think we should be funding what’s left of the Minnesota police department until its abolished for good. You bet your ass George Floyd was an angel. High as a kite till the end. And were 27 million times richer because of it. Only in Obama’s oppressive rich America baby.” Holla, thank you very much.

If you support open borders, then you’re pro pedophilia in favor of unregulated sex trafficking of minors. So go woke yourself, you Godless, decrepit bitch. Holla, thank you very much.

1 kid only, means your diaphragm is for walls after all.

If you don’t possess the moral backbone to accuse Hamas as being the real perpetuators of genocide against their own people or admit to them being diehard fans of raping infidels in front of their victim’s kids left and right. Then you’re no better than the Muslim Sisterhood holding congresionall fortitude hostage since the day Democracy died.

Remember when Jew loving Linda Sarsour endorsed Chelsea Manning for Senate because she supports pro genital mutilation? Then, Collin Kaepernick thought it was a good look taking a selfie pick with Linda Sarsour to post on Twitter. That’s like wearing a mutilated clit on your fro bro. Last, Collin Kaepernick sports a fake news fro. Have you ever seen a bi-racial afro that large before? Slash grew it out and it was a total flop. Another bi-racial Hebrew Lenny Kravitz, never made it bounce that way. Holla, thank you very much.

How did congressional rep Baby Face Omar acknowledge the anniversary of Amy Winehouse’s death on Twitter? Did she tweet, “Something happened to a horn hiding, bee hiving sporting colonist, who exploited the great Palestinian Song Book for all it was worth?

How does Farrakhan celebrate Holocaust Remembrance Day? Does he spray Benjamin Netanyahu’s twitter feed with termite emojis from dawn till night but include the hashtag #NataliaPortman is alright? Can I holla for some Challah? Thanks to my God blessed, funny Jew bone? Thank you very much.  

If you reduce mothers to nothing more than birthing people, you’re a joyless wench. Whose sex life never felt pregnant with untapped possibility to begin with. Holla, thank you very much.

If you don’t recognize big tech and the mainstream’s media coordinated effort to conceal Bidens’ sketchy, morally comprised ties to China or the Ukraine, such as Hunter’s forgotten lap top with emails citing the standard 10 percent cut for the big guy while getting paid 50 grand week from a  sports energy drink company in the Ukraine who hired him  to push borscht as the new Kombucha. Then, you’re a glaringly unoriginal, hypocritical cunt like the rest of your sad sack team, responsible for ruining dinner parties and relationships with Jesus for overemphasizing the importance of loving our neighbors insistence on maintaining the moral high ground despite it being a mirage drowning in rapidly sinking quick sand. How do these people live with themselves knowing how they still treat Dr. Fauci with kiddy gloves after being busted for financing biochemical warfare against all of God’s green earth? But Don Lemon still treats Fuck Face Fauci like the saintly, non-fictitious version of Dr. Huxtable, drowning in Cosby’s family friendly sweaters.

Did you know Female dragonflies play dead to avoid sexual assault? Bill Cosby victims calls this wishful thinking.

How was Seinfeld oblivious to Cosby’s 4 decades of rape again? Where were your powers of observation then Jerry?

Seinfeld just auctioned off one his Porsches for charity. I hope half of those proceeds went to Larry’s kids. 

The NY Times claims working moms today spend more time with their kids than Stay At Home Moms did in the seventies. So Stay At Home Moms in the seventies slept on the job? After they were slipped one too many quaaludes, being forced to relive memories of Bill Cosby’s family friendly dentist drilling material of yesteryear again and again. I don’t get it.

In related news, Harvey Weinstein’s wife of 15 years finally divorced him. So she could focus on her lifetime battle with amnesia. But let’s stop acting like Ashley Judd is a real victim of rape. Ooh, she refused to watch Harvey Hair Clumps Weinstein shower himself down at his 5 star suite at the 4 Seasons. Then again, Ashley Judd is from Kentucky and has plenty experience judging fat pigs at the county fair.

And Kristaps Porzingis didn’t rape the girl in his apartment complex the day he tore his ACL. First, going strong to the hole was never KP’s forte. Also, do you see Harvey Weinstein or that guy from the 70’s show trying to rape Gal Gadot on only one good leg?

This is my impersonation of Russell Simmons on Gail King addressing all the sexual assault allegations against him. Gayle, read my lisp. I didn’t rape any of those vengeful, over the hill hos.

If you laughed at these jokes, it means, you’re not a humorless buzzkill or a crazed, demonically deranged, evil enabling, supporter of the rape enablement party. Mazel Tov. Too bad Morning Joe and Don Lemon will be heading up their defense on Judgement Day.

Michael Kornbluth  

Visions Of Hamas Social Workers

If Biden condemns the surge in hate crimes against the American Jewish community, then why doesn’t he stick Kamala Harris on it? She’s married to a rich Jew. Tell her hubby to redistribute his wealth to moderate social workers in Hamas. Social Workers for Hamas can deprogram Jihadists in Gaza through exposing them to LinkedIn thought leadership posts by Marc Cuban on how to design high definition video portals to sell Hashish Hookah’s Made in Gaza, not controlled by those blood sucking Jews for a change.

Social workers for Hamas can push a hate filled Jihadist into attending coding boot camp, if they don’t wanna waste their lives digging death tunnels for terrorist groups like Hamas for a living. Only to get denied entry into Hebrew University prior because they described their experience digging tunnels used to kidnap, kill and maim in the name of you know, as a rewarding, lived experience to emulate for Hamas’s version of Habitat for Humanity. Holla, thank you very much.

Imagine a Social Worker for Hamas from Berkeley, urging a teen Palestinian to give up dirty bomb making for designing killer virgin dating apps such as “Blood On The Burka” instead?

Social Worker tries to break the ice by quoting Bob Dylan 1st and says, “Look Samir, it’ ok to rely on government assistance when you’re optionless otherwise. Like Bob Dylan said, “Show me someone that’s a not a parasite, and I’ll go out and say a prayer for him. But I won’t draw a cartoon of Muhammed riding his underage slave wives after dark like a MAGA hat sporting Dr. Seuss, alright. I’m being deadly serious Samir. Designing killer dating apps such as “Cherry Bomb Popping” can change your corner of the Arab world, which you’re terrorist leadership has destroyed willingly to score more international aid from the UN to ensure you remain dependent, genocidal terrorists for hire forever. Virgin dating apps can usher in an era of calm to Palestine not seen since the Second Tower went down faster than Obama did at a Chicago Bathhouse during Arafat Appreciation Month. The advent of killer virgin dating apps such as, “701 Virgins Now, You Sand Ho Bitch”, will bring death to jerking off and give birth to a less hate filled generation of Palestinians. Who won’t be so sore about nearly sandpapering their dicks into shawarma shreds, mangled up and blue.

Michael Kornbluth

Life In The Punchline Sprint Lane

I don’t know what’s more pretentious. Glenn Frey from the Eagles claiming how music about fake news outlaws and coke filled nights could change the world to Rolling Stone. Or Dr. Fauci thinking he could score higher ratings than Dr. Drew on Love Line, giving relationship advice to sexually confused, center leaning hipster spawn reared on Lou Reed Records.

Zevon Zappa Kornbluth from Park Slope, Brooklyn calls into Love Line with Dr. Gnocchi and says, “Hi, Dr. Fauci. I’m scared about taking the plunge into full blown homosexuality with leftist Jews who act upset over killed Hamas commanders on Twitter. Dr. Fauci replies, “Why are you scared Zevon?” Zevon says, “Because I hate condoms, anal sex is dirty and Jewish leftists who attack Israel’s right to defend itself are so full of shit already.” Holla, thank you very much.

Next caller is Lavender Love from Hate Speech Free Lane. Lavender Love says, “Dr. Fauci, we all can’t make HIV disappear like Magic Johnson. So don’t you think it’s better if I stick to being a fish box muncher till my last dying breath? Dr. Fauci says, “Condoms prevent infectious diseases the way masks prevent you from contracting COVID 19.” Lavender Love says, “But I’m only 22 and COVID 19 has killed less black girls than vape pens did in South Central this past year doc. Plus, comparing masks to condoms is a stretch Dr. Fauci, because my daddy can’t come inside mommy wearing a mask either. My dad hosts a relationship podcast on Spotify called Do It All Dad Does Sexual Healing. Plus, my dad has pushed me down the silky smooth road of lesbianism for some time now, claiming, “Lavender, just stick to Lesbianism dear. 1 out 2 guys in America has HPV, which leads to cervical cancer if left undetected. 2nd, enormous love guns burst through condoms like a nuclear warhead blasting through the Hoover Dam in Superman 1. Most importantly, when you’re lesbian, you never have to worry about dying from Aids, because you can take a licking and keep on ticking.”

Michael Kornbluth

Brainwashed Shaming Losing It’s Oomph

Facebook took down a live stream of front line Doctors telling Americans no kids are dying of Covid, not one teacher has caught Covid from their students and hydroxchloroquine has actually cured fat fucks with Covid, who already have diabetes or capable of being Meghan McCain spirit eating animal.  Last, the Houston doctor  Stella Immanuel whose cured 300 plus patients with Covid through hydroxchloroquine insists, “Face Masks aren’t even necessary to stop the transmission of the virus”, regardless if Andy Dick coughed into your Wheatgrass smoothie at Jamba Juice or not. And curing Covid patients with hydroxchloroquine has nothing do with Fuck Face Fauci’s expertise or myth debunking proclamations like denying the Chinese have resisted investigations into the source of the Corona China Virus more than Aquafresh.

But Zit Face Zuck and Twitter Twat Dorsey removed the viral video because it was sharing false information because the big bad blond wolf shared it with his 82 million branded racist followers, who aren’t the actual the ones doing everything in their power to discredit a black female doctor, who originally hails from Nigeria. Instead, all the media fetch dogs at CNN and within the halls of congress with Denture Breath Pelosi, are doing their darndest to keep our economy on life support as our cities burn to the ground all in the name of righting systematic racism, which makes  total sense after America elected the fake news hopeful one twice, while guaranteed money still exists for China siding NBA players at large, which is a tad ignorant, don’t you think Pop? I got 2 words for you Eddie Curry, case closed.

So the brainwashed shaming stab loses its oomph, especially when CNN is insisting all of these front line doctors, including a pediatrician from fucking Santa Monica of all places, were all wearing fake news lab coats in front of the White House and giving opinions all contrary to some no name study, most likely endorsed by the WHO, who most Gen X parents like myself could give 2 BB Eight Shits about it. So go woke yourself, because this Trump Train is bound for glory.

Michael Kornbluth